Thread by @zehowlz, Reply with the best mcyttwt copypastas. I just want to show yall [...]

Reply with the best mcyttwt copypastas. I just want to show yall that you guys have an addiction.

you know what? i’m a fucking inniter and i’m proud of it. genuinely tommy makes some of the most entertaining minecraft content at the moment, started the dream smp transformation into what it is today. he’s smart and such an entertainer and he’s ONLY 16 he’s got big things ahead

DREAM

Hello

do your shoes need shining?

Dream

Dream please

Do you need coffee?

Come back

PLEASE

Dont go away from me

Dream please

Salutations Tommy,

I’ve been informed that you are a goblin boy with whom I should not interact with. This is unfortunate news, but I have to follow the law!

Kind Regards,
MXMToon

throwback to the time when i managed to go to the bathroom in my dream and piss all over the bed while i was sleeping next to my girlfriend and we just got a new mattress so i cleaned it all up without waking her up and acted like nothing happened

lets say, hypothetically, i am watching twitch. now, for the sake of argument, lets say im watching twitch user Ph1lzA. logically, that means i am watching philza minecraft watching philza minecraft watching philza minecraft watching philza minecraft, does it not?

watching philza minecraft
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Unpopular opinion but I don’t actually think sleepytwt stays winning. It's been challenged with a disadvantage of being addicted to betting, driven mad by twibbons and distracted by hey girl memes... it's gonna be really hard for it to stay winning no matter how good it might be

Unpopular opinion but I don’t actually think Nestor, Cal, and Techno are gonna win tomorrow. I’ve challenged them with an immediate disadvantage of being a team of 3 in a team of 4 event on 1.12... that’s gonna be really hard no matter how good they might be

you

know

what

this is

such bullshit

.

dream

wants

100k rts?

for what

us

getting to 50k

alone

should

show

how deidicated

we are

as a

fandom

this

is so unbelievable

you know why us small accounts are afraid to interact? we are scared of rejection. scared of getting ignored. scared of looking STUPID talking to NO ONE but ourselves. we deserve the same attention as big accounts

me: dttwt back off wilbur! GRRR WOOF

wilbur: *struggling to hold me back* dont worry theyre just jealous

techno: *gives me a sword* lets go slay them

me: omg no techno thats mean!

techno: ugh you're so boring *kills some orphans*

philza: minecraft

tommy: innit

Deo is like Jesus. Gathers us all together for supper (crumbs of Deo content by him talking with us) than fucking dies a couple times
- @/graciex21, comedic genius

skephalo pushed skepnoblade against a wall, sneering, "I hate you."

skepnoblade scoffed. "I hate you too." Their eyes glanced down to skephalo lips, and skephalo smirked.

"Like what you see?"

skepnoblade flushed, twisting their head. "As if."
- @/eretsupremacy

patience is a virtue patience is a virtue patience is a virtue patience is a virtue patience is a virtue patience is a virtue patience is a virtue patience is a virtue patience is a virtue patience is a virtue patience is a virtue
- @/nathansmokee

*slams table* *barks* TECHNOBLADE ?!?!!? *cries* *sobs *wails* I MISS YOU *howls* *sobs* *slams desk* *slaps salami* *kicks a salmon* COME BACK TECHNOBLADE *falls off tree* *cries* *woofs* DUMB PIG BOY COME BACK *cloeses fridge* *punches trashcan* TECHNOBLADE PLEASE !! *dies*

Dream is a youtuber. That means he likes men and women. Dream has known that he was not straight (youtuber) for some time now, but he kept it a secret from his friends and his parents because his parents are homophobic. His parents are homophobic.

i don't understand why people are so against me having a crush on tommyinnit like we're the same age so i technically have a chance and i want more life on my drake shit getting tired of the same shit gotta see my family gotta see my friends i been slept on like my name says and

I put my wallet on the table while having coffee with Tommy’s dad. I look away for like 5 minutes and suddenly the little gremlin has run off with it to my office and booted up my PC.

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