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live tweeting getting the vanilla extract from my pantry
okay so i’m in bed rn but i hear talking
dark mode activated
glasses on
out my room
secured the item
got a glass of water so it won’t seem suspicious
i’m safe in my room let’s get this party started
MY MOM CAME IN
she was like go to sleep and i was like okay and she was just standing there and i was like what and she was like go to sleep and i was like yes
she’s acting like i do drugs or sum
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen"> BUT I COULDNT MOVE BECAUSE IT WAS ON MY LAP
anyways i’ll wait like an hour
I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT it’s like she knows something..
wow this thread is sad
WHAT AM I GONNA TELL THEM WHEN I BAKE CAUSE I TOLD THEM IM GONNA USE IT FOR CLOUD BREAD BUT EVERYONE KNOWS YOU ONLY USE LIKE A TSP OF IT NOT ALL OF IT
this is so disappointing i’m sorry you guys have to see this
wait no stfu i was not drunk during dinner someone’s lying
i’m gonna get everything taken from me oh no
