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reminder to my fellow muslims that eating the rich IS NOT HALAL! we& #39;re not allowed to eat scavengers or anything that survives on carrion!
sadly pork is also haraam, but I guess if they made a turkey or soy version of cops? https://twitter.com/beetlefella101/status/1290533198577852416?s=19">https://twitter.com/beetlefel...
but also, in life or death situations all is forgiven so just make sure you& #39;re starving before you try your hand at bezos biryani
god, on the day of judgment: [just shows me these tweets]
me, letting the demons drag me to jahannam: yeah, that& #39;s fair
me, letting the demons drag me to jahannam: yeah, that& #39;s fair
to all the people asking me if we can use the rich as compost, I have officially done the research and at least amongst sunnis, the answer is yes if you& #39;re a hanafi, shafi or maliki and no if you& #39;re a hanbali, though again, I direct you to the "in extremis" exception
when billionaires ultimately destroy our world and make it nigh-uninhabitable, we will have to rely on whatever methods possible to jumpstart sustainable agriculture and ensure our survival!
