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This is the official read-along thread. Please mute accordingly. It will most certainly be silly.
He spent ten pages planning Bella’s very detailed murder and that was fun but please note that vampires’ version of a snowball fight is literally being buried in snow
Look at this awkward virgin turning down a girl’s advances and tell me this isn’t Ben Solo at Jedi camp
Trying to imagine what Edward, a guy who listen to Debussy on the regular, would consider ‘violent music.’
Paramore?
Paramore?
Sidebar, Rosalie and Emmett are definitely into pegging. Just a vibe.
Never mind the fact that he spent the last 69 pages planning her violent murder, Edward Cullen is a SOFT BOI

We took this whole ‘climbing through her window and watching her sleep’ thing pretty well in 2008. Was it the recession?
If you’ve ever wondered what he does while she sleeps, here it is. He kills spiders. Suddenly, I don’t mind the creeping all that much.
There are cinnamon rolls to pure and precious for this world and then there are people like Edward — mincemeat trifles who are hopelessly outdated and a little too much for most people’s palates, but you can’t help but find their vintage wholesomeness charming
Edward is type to blush when he sees an ankle and call underwear “intimate unmentionables”
I hardly remember my own birthday but I know I’ll be 80 years old playing dominos at the retirement home and still remember that Bella had mushroom ravioli on her date with Edward. Name a more iconic pop culture dish than that.
Edward talking about his ‘monster’ in the third person is giving me the worst flashbacks to 50 Shades and Anastasia’s ‘inner goddess,’ which is really, really ironic
Rosalie’s hate for Edward is almost cartoonish. I imagine it stems from one too many family breakfasts where Edward felt the need to point out that their sex noises hindered his enjoyment of the latest John Grimsham audiobook while pouring himself an organic venison smoothie