what ATEEZ would say if they were gen z lawyers ~ a thread ~
Hongjoong
“Sorry your honor, she’s a scorpio”
Seonghwa
“It’s the lack of evidence for me”
Yunho
“sentence, but make it life
”
San
Murderer: “I’m innocent!”
San: “No
”
Mingi
“Your honor that’s cap”
Wooyoung
To the jury: “She really thought she did something”
Jongho
“No your honor but I fuck with you for trying”
when i first wrote this i completely forgot that hongjoong was a scorpiofjsj
this is based off that one tiktok that’s been going around lmao
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