The corgi paladin& #39;s friends are in a cage match. The corgi paladin needed to get over a ten-foot fence and down into a ten-foot pit. It made PERFECT logical sense to run up to a random bear in the crowd and demand that the bear fling her into the pit like a football. #DnD

The bear (chosen for being the largest person in the crowd) hedged about his potential legal liability in this situation. The corgi paladin ASSURED him that not only will she not hold him liable for damages, she is authorized to preemptively forgive him. #DnD

BEAR: Okay, here goes... *yeets corgi over fence and into pit*
CORGI: I& #39;LL PRAY FOR YOOOOuuuuᵘᵘᵘᵘ #DnD

WATER BUFFALO: Are you okay?
CORGI: Have you seen my fluffy butt? I& #39;ve got padding. #DnD