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You ever go back and read the Bible and be like “Damn, these niggas was on some shit” (A Thread)
Ima start this off with Cain & Able. This nigga Cain merked his own brother cause GOD was just fucking with him on a different type of time ya feel me. Like damn bro, you really needed attention THAT much?
AND after merking his own brother, GOD came and asked him where his brother was and he gon lie TO GOD and say “Ion know, am I my brothers keeper?” Like GOD didn’t just watch him do the damn thing two mins ago.
I always thought like “Damn, if god really fucked with Able like that then why ain’t he step in?”. Bro really watched his own mans get merked and then started conversing with the opps afterwards.
Let’s also talk about how Samson was the original Simp. Like damn bro you super strong and shit, all god said you had to do was maintain. Bro let a lil vixen cut his shit and it was all downhill from there
Between Delilah & Eve I don’t know who gets me more upset. Women as a whole in the Bible was on some bullshit (No offense). Mary put a kid on Joe cause DNA test wasn’t around back then. Whole shit was wild to me
Jesus foresaw one of his own mans plotting against him and didn’t strap up. That’s why he Jesus thou, he bigger than that. Nigga like me would light a nigga up, I’d be damned if you Cross me
