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Why Lana Rhoades isn’t enjoyable to watch; THREAD. RTs and Likes appreciatiated
In one of Lana’s first quarantine videos I watched, she was dry humping this bear seen in the left of the screen. I had recently bought a very similar bear for my 7 year old niece. So i could not stop thinking about her.
Lana also has a boyfriend (Mike Majlak) seen in the right of the photo, which in all makes it feel wrong beating my meat to her shaking her ass.
I also feel Lana has become too popular nowadays and I just don’t have the same feeling about wanking to her anymore.
- To add, I keep thinking whilst watching her videos how my 8 year old cousin also probably beat his meat to the same Lana video I watched.
Lana also manipulates and uses her friends for views. As seen here Lana is taking a very small fraction of the video whilst Riley Reid is taking up a lot of room in Lanas video
Lana has also fucked so many times, with some guys having up to 9 inch dicks (NINE INCHES!) so just imagine how it would feel to fuck her.
Lastly although Lana has a nice cute face, she kinda gives a vibe that makes you think she’s gonna cheat on you whilst you come home to surprise her early after the season has finished. Shoutouts to my brudda Josip Ilicic.
Overall Lana is obviously the most popular pornstar at the moment and she’s doing very well, and I can’t knock her for that but this thread is my opinion on her and I would massively appreciate it if y’all could like and rt to spread awareness thanks. #BLM #ZimbabweanLivesMatter
