Ok this is DEFINITELY time for a thread.

As a delivery driver and Home Depot/Lowes frequenter, I& #39;ve noticed that 2020 among other things has been the year of the battery-operated tool.

@RYOBItoolsusa has their line. @MilwaukeeTool has their line. @DEWALTtough has their line.
Hell, does @MarthaStewart have a line of lithium-ion driven tools?

The point of this thread is:

Why in God& #39;s name does @Tesla not have a set of battery operated tools?

Oh yeah, I& #39;m sorry, they& #39;re "busy." Seriously don& #39;t give me that lump of feces. They need to sign a company.
They need to sign a company and put their badge on an @elonmusk certified "this will get the job done forever and it ain& #39;t never going to break, either" set of battery powered tools.

They need to put their Mobile Techs in @Tesla Model X/Y and load them up with @Tesla tools.
They need to have a collection of GPS-tagged, auto-sign-out-via-your- @Tesla-account, charged and ready at every Supercharger station set of tools.

Don& #39;t let us suffer through the "which tool set should I go to" debacle. Let us have our hand tools and our lawnmowers and
our weedwackers and our posthole diggers and eventually our backhoes and tractors. Jesus guys can I at least get a retweet on this "wow why didn& #39;t anyone think of that one before that lunatic did" thread?

Our battery resources are LIMITED.
These other guys who are farting around with "yeah it& #39;s good but it& #39;ll break a month out of warranty and then you& #39;ll buy a new one and by then you& #39;re hooked on our voltage and charging protocol" tools need a right hook to the jaw.

I mean come on, @elonmusk. How hard could it be?
You better initiate that conversation, @RYOBItoolsusa

Don& #39;t wait until Ryobi does it, @DEWALTtough

You& #39;re already the right color, @MilwaukeeTool

You better not wait for Martha.
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