I have some jokes:
What’s with white men constantly committing genocide ? Is it genetics?

[audience laughs] https://twitter.com/thebuttsmarn/status/1290185504814579719
Why do white men keep committing genocide though (twists wire around microphone) is it because your ancestors slept with Neanderthals and you’re still trying to live down the shame
[gasps followed by laughter]
But seriously I love white men. I know you’re not all like that. It’s not you, the system made you do it [audience laughs]
White men have been measuring skulls since they realised Neanderthals had bigger brains amirite amirite [audience sniggers]
I’ve always wondered what it was like to be an average white man thanks you’ve been a great audience etc etc
Edgelord? I think you mean EdgeLADY
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