1. Imagine you own an amazing giant house that it took your ancestors several generations to build and now you live there with your family

One day a man with a big nose and a small hat shows up and tells you

"Hey! Let me move into your house. This house doesn't belong to you."
2. He tells you:

"You must give your house to me! God says I am special and I get to live wherever I want."

You tell him:

"LOL gtfo. I want to see you come and try to take my house form me you asshole. It's my property."
3. Turns out your ancestors had experience fighting outsiders and invaders so they built your house with a TEN MILLION DOLLAR home defense system with walls and lasers and machine guns

There's no way the ugly man with a big nose and small hat can break in
4. But there's only one problem

It turns out the man with the big nose owns all the TV channels and Hollywood studios and newspapers and advertising agencies and record labels

And he starts brainwashing your family 24/7
5. One day your son comes home from school and says:

"Dad everyone in school is calling me a familyist. They say I'm a familyist because I won't share my house with other people especially the man with the big nose. I don't want to be a familyist daddy."
6. So you respond

"Lol there's no such thing as a familyist son. If we let other families move into our house we would no longer have a home for us, do you understand? It's a made up word. Just ignore it, no need to worry."
7. But your son responds:

"Of course it's a real word. I hear it on TV all the time. All my friends use it."

And he starts crying and he just doesn't want to be called a "familyist" by the kids at school anymore
8. Your teenage daughter adds:

"Omg dad I'm so sick of this. Why do you have to be so bigoted and backwards. Why can't we just share our house with brown people and big nose people like everyone else does. This is so not cool."
9. And your entire family starts slowly rebelling against you and they are convinced that they want to share their house with the brown people and the man with the big nose

And they start calling you words like "familyist" for refusing to let them to
10. Fast forward 10 years and one day you get into a fight with your son and he says:

"You know what dad fuck you. This house might be yours right now but soon your backwards familyist ass will be dead. And when you're gone we're gonna do things the RIGHT way."
11. And then suddenly you realize that your son's right

You're absolutely fucked, there's nothing you can do

Soon enough the man with the big nose will get to move into your house like he said he wanted to
12. And you realize that your 10 million dollar home defense system was for absolutely nothing because you let a hostile outsider brainwash your family

And while your house technically belongs to you on paper right now soon enough it will belong to the man with the big nose
13. And who knows what other sick shit he's going to do

Fuck your grandkids? He can probably do literally anything

Because he controls the means to brainwash everyone and use social pressure to determine their behavior
14. And so you realize that you were fucked from day one

You were fucked the moment the big nose man acquired control of the means to brainwash your family

The man with the big nose understood this and he knew your house was as good as his from the beginning
15. And you're like fuck my ancestors how could they not see this obvious flaw

I might as well stick my 10 million dollar home defense system up my ass if someone can simply come and brainwash my children so that they will open the gates
16. This thread is not related to Js in any way

They are chosen by God and pure holy special eternal blameless victims who do nothing wrong and whose criminal genocidal subversive schemes I would never try to expose
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