I remember going to Limpopo with a friend of mine. The guy came to pick us up , a tswa Seshego(Limpopo) to Hammanskraal.. Go rata dilo, ra tsamaya

We get to his house to drop off our bags and to see his beautiful mansion.. Rethabile, we even pick our bedrooms Malome is excited o pop(a) champagne calling us “My Girls”

He then tells us to finish our glasses, he wants to show us around (Mall of the North). We end up being in Cubana, where everyone knows him. Gape re tshwere moreki , tycoon re sepela le ka Selatlha-matente

Banyana ba Pitori, re ikeditse di clever. We drink, drink , drink, I mean drink.. forgetting gore we didnt have money to get back home, phela Malome told us he’ll take us back

Ke matsha, di AMs... Cubana is about to close and we’re the last guys there apart from staff.. Me and my friend go to the bathroom, kante Modimo o nale rona. We find a wallet on the bathroom counter , e nale chelete, almost R1200 klaar yaba party, rae shera

We left , and went to his tarvern (Pub) to collect more champagnes ... we are drunk , ra etsa rau-rau, ke noise, alles Bomotase...

Got to his house, did I mention it’s a mansion? now the games begin. Aker Malome wants my friend, so he tells her gore he’s got a surprise for her in his bedroom waiting kante Ke Lingerie, flowers, le black card to spoil ourselves the next day

Ha hahaha, black card e patelwa Ke , so he thought... friend tells him gore she won’t be able to leave me to sleep alone. He tried to shaya-shaya her but bo clever ba chomi bo too much

Malome a se go kwata, now he’s like, No! We gonna sleep together in 1 room , bathong , sebete Re ntshitse matlho re maketse, but what the hell, we ended up sharing that bedroom

Ke vroeg byanong, around 10:00 , ke nna oo, preparing breakfast cause setlamatlama se reng mo ba neng

I offer Malome some coffee, then went to take shower. He’s busy with his Sunday newspaper, feet up on the recliner couch. Rich Uncle vibes Ka cigar

All done. We ask him what time he’ll be taking us home? Yoooh, motlholo

He said, I wasn’t planning to take you guys home, Sunday’s are my Golf and chilling day, ake gafe ketlo tšamaiša baninyana gae

We ask him to at least drop us off at the taxi rank. He agrees mara go Tense in the car. Ask him to please give money for taxi , yooh, motho atla are araba.. “ letsamaya byang le sena chelete? Bofebe a bo patele”

Get into the taxi , from Limpopo to Hammanskraal, re rapela Modimo for the wallet we found at the bathrooms.. otherwise nke re bone matswele a noga ......