Headstrong Workaholic City Girl: Hello I am Headstrong Workaholic City Girl. I want to be a professional _____ and I’m moving up in the world. I left behind the little old town of my childhood to pursue my dream career.

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little old hometown, called Little Old Hometown. We are going to turn it into a giant Walmart. If you succeed, you will get promotion.

Headstrong Workaholic City Girl: Kk

*goes to Little Old Hometown*

Hunky Cowboy Ex Boyfriend: Hello Headstrong Workaholic City ...

Girl welcome back to Little Old Hometown. Meet all our lovey tight-knit townsfolk who give you zero personal space including but not limited to Miss Chatty Baker, Quirky Black Best Friend, Wise Old Farmer Dude, and Supportive Yet Overbearing Parents.

...

Headstrong Workaholic City Girl: yay

Hunky Cowboy Ex Boyfriend: Do you is want to ride horse and fix truck like we used to?

Headstrong Workaholic City Girl: Kk

*does oopsie daisy and gets dirty*

Headstrong Workaholic City Girl: Oh no im dirty :(

Hunky Cowboy Ex Boyfriend: Haha n00b city girl forgot how to be a country folk

Everyone: ha ha

Headstrong Workaholic City Girl: Little Old Hometown sucks >:(

Hunky Cowboy Ex Boyfriend: Want to cut down a Christmas tree with me?

...

Headstrong Workaholic City Girl: You have non plastic Christmas trees? :0

Everyone: ha ha n00b

Headstrong Workaholic City Girl: being an old fashioned country folk is kinda fun actually md Hunky Cowboy Ex Boyfriend do be kinda hot tho

Everyone: happiness noise

Headstrong Workaholic City Girl: Maybe I shouldn’t turn this place into a Walmart.

Headstrong Workaholic City Girl’s phone: is near Hunky Cowboy Ex Boyfriend

Mean Boss: *calls Headstrong Workaholic City Girl* hows the Walmart building ...

going?

Hunky Cowboy Ex Boyfriend: :0

Headstrong Workaholic City Girl: Hey wassup?

Hunky Cowboy Ex Boyfriend: Stinky meanie liar betrayer dumbhead >:(

Headstrong Workaholic City Girl: :0 k fine then I guess I’ll leave :’(

*leaving*

Headstrong Workaholic City Girl: Actually nvm I don’t wanna leave

Mean Boss: If you go back to Little Old Hometown you won’t get your dream job

Headstrong Workaholic City Girl: I don’t care I’d rather have my dream man >:(

Mean Boss: Kk then ur fired

Headstrong Workaholic City Girl: *goes back to Little Old Hometown* I’m back

Everyone: yay

Headstrong Workaholic City Girl: I’m sorry I fibbed to you Hunky Cowboy Ex Boyfriend *nuzzles and kisses*

Hunky Cowboy Ex Boyfriend: S’ok now you can be my Cowgirl gf :)

And everyone’s happy now the end