Thread by @BobaBett, I’m about to wax my puss and I’m HORRIFIED. Please join me [...]

I’m about to wax my puss and I’m HORRIFIED. Please join me while I live tweet about it

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The wax is almost melted. I’m scared y’all.

I’m just standing in front of the mirror, bottomless. Swaying back and forth. Trying to find some good vibes before I rip my pubes off with what smells like melted crayons.

I gotta pre treat my puss, so I just gotta spray this stuff on it. They labeled it incorrectly so that tells me what kind of trip this is gonna be.

I removed my shirt, so now I’m just completely naked and about to wax my crotch

Idk why I feel the need to remove my shirt, but it just felt right. Yanno?

Here we go

mood

Okay, I just put some on

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ITS ALREADY DRY OH MY GODDDD

I CANT DO THIS. IM JUST GONNA HAVE BLUE WAX STUCK TO MY PUBES UNTIL THEY GROW LONG ENOUGH TO WHERE I CAN JUST CUT IT OUT

WHY ARE YALL LETTING ME DO THIS

okay. I’m gonna rip it off.

I’m scared lmao

okay I think the wax is too hot because it wasn’t rock hard (eheheh) and it only ripped out a few hairs. It wasn’t painful so I must be doing it wrong lmao

okay I just applied it on another spot.

finna rip these bitches off and sell my pubey wax strips on the dark web

Just making my way downtown. The top doesn’t hurt as bad. Thank god.

FUCK THE WAX WAS REALY HOT ON ONE SPOT JESUS I HAVE THIRD DEGREE BURNS ON MY VAG GOD DAMMIT

I’ve applied 3 separate wax spots. I’ve gotten brave and reckless.

oh GOD

I just applied a bigger patch of wax

why am I so impatient and stupid lmfao

I peeled back a corner to get ready

I’m not ready

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okay. I’m not ready but I’m gonna do it anyways

DNDKEPALNZOAPSMS LAMA

I don’t know how much longer I can do this. Especially the lower I get

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If you are an esthetician, please do not shun me. I am bipolar and manic, I need to do this

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The wax smell is making me sick lmao

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I also have random wax bits stuck in other pubes and it’s stressful

this one bit is gonna hurt really bad. I can just feel it. Y’all WHY AM I DOING THIS

If you regularly get your nether regions waxed: FUCKING KUDOS TO YOU. YOI ARE AMAZING AND I AM IN AWE OF YOU.

THE STICK ALMOST GOT STUCK TO MY PUBES OMFG LMAO

it would have stayed there if it did.

There are strings of wax everywhere. All over the counter. All over my phone. All over me.

I didn’t melt enough wax. And I’m not melting more because FUCK THIS

Yupp. I’m out of wax. I’m not doing this shit ever again. Fuck that. 0/10 never again lmao

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(sobbing)

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