male marvel characters and holding your drink, a thread:

tony stark
doesn't like to be handed things so you'd have to hand it to pepper first, would probably drink it tbh.

steve rogers
would secretly be finding ways to stop holding it but would respectfully guard your drink

peter parker
would guard your drink with his life. even if he had to hold it mid-fight he would put a web lid on it and make sure it was safe and didn't spill a drop.

bruce banner
would hold your drink respectfully and not move until you come back to get it

clint barton
would either use it for target practice or set it beside him but still carefully guard it, depends on how his night went tbh

thor odinson
definitely would respectfully guard your drink, might spill it just a teeny tiny bit though

loki laufeyson
would either roll his eyes at you and sassily turn the other way, or respectfully hold it while telling an exaggerated story to a group of people. depends on who you are.

scott lang
would definitely respectfully hold it, but would probably ask you how hold he would have to before letting you go.

t'challa
no questions asked, would guard your drink with his life.

peter quill
would be super careful at first and then get distracted and accidently leave it somewhere

thanos
would pour it out, crush the glass, and stab you with the pieces for getting in the way of his mission. garden thanos would just use it to water his alien plants.

nick fury
he would mysteriously leave the party before you get to ask, but if he didn't would impatiently (but respectfully) hold your drink. if you took too long would give it back and walk away before you could object.

pietro maximoff
would hold your drink respectfully and find a way to subtley flirt with you when you asked.

rocket/groot
would accept and then either drink it or hand it to groot when you walk away. if he handed it to groot, your drink is gone. rocket would just shrug it off and blame it on groot either way.

vision
would be extremely overprotective over your drink, making sure everyone who comes near it knows its yours and they cannot touch it.

bucky barnes
would guard your drink respectfully, also keeping an eye on you making sure that you're okay alone.

stephen strange
would literally cast a spell on it so no one but him could touch it and leave it beside him while having small talk.

james rhodes
would guard the drink with his life and make extra efforts to make sure tony doesn't see it.

sam wilson
would guard it with his life and have redwing hover over it for extra precautions

end of thread.