People are shouting bring back Gulder Ultimate Search.

It is brought back, then first week, people are kidnapped live on TV and you'll be thinking its a challenge until the families start begging for us to crowd source funds for ransom.

Lewl
Lol. Better keep them in one house in Lagos or Abuja so that security can be guaranteed. Big brother housemates are not even going anywhere. Safe as they can be.

Gulder Ultimate Search will be a different set. You'll enter to go and look for treasure, then you get kidnapped
inside forrest and it is you they start looking for.

Scenes when the kidnappers arrive on the scene. I'd like to think it is Nanilowo that'll be the show anchor. Some skinny guys will show up with AKs and the guy will be speaking English. Dem go sound am!
Kidnapper leader: You enter my forrest ko, you no dey fear?

Ninalowo: What the hell are you guys... *tawaaaa* slap. Sorry sir.

Leader: Oya pack all of them, shey you like entering busk ko.. you will enter bush today.
He stares into the camera*

My name is Turaya, and this is my forrest. If you want your people back, you pay us 5 5 million each!

Viewers at home: Wow this show is so interesting already, already better than Big Brother. I miss this show, they are doing kidnap challenge.
Twitter people: wow that slap was real. They are putting in the effort to convince us, unlike fake big brother. GUS>>>>

You know go no say omo, na true story. It is not a challenge. You're not going to be tuning it tomorrow to know what happens..

Lol
Better manage your big brother like that.
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