fuck it. i don’t have anywhere to talk about zed so i’ll just set up a threat to babble about his backstory.

Fun Zed Fact: zed is a cannibal but doesn’t consider himself a cannibal bc he views himself as a monster more than humanoid and doesn’t think it counts if he eats other people since he himself is not a person.

last one wasn’t a sexy fact but this one is: zed has a huge praise kink and no amount of grumpiness will save him from someone calling him a good boy. he is Weak.

Zed’s biggest pet peeve is people touching him, and by extension being in his personal space. it’s mainly towards strangers and other new ppl, since good/close friends/family can basically use him as a chair and he’d be ok with it.

also i said it on curious cat but his favorite Taste is spicy due to many things and One Thing being his sense of taste isn’t as strong. so he tends to over spice things when he cooks. the food is good just uhhh burns your mouth a bit.

zed’s first god was the raven queen and when things soured with her he left and came back to freyja who tuned out to just be the RQ’s fey wife. and then i just turned that to make them his adoptive moms in most other AUs.

Zed has been an orphan almost all his life, he lived on the streets and learned how to work his ass off to stay alive in a capitalist hellscape, and what i mean by that is he hates royalty and nobility with a burning passion.

slaps this thread. i forgot i started this about backstory stuff.
Aslinn is the only one in the campaign who can see this but they already saw zed's dick so surprise goes out the window.
have i mentioned that Zed is actually composed of two different personalities.

this was mainly done to reflect the fact that he had a rough childhood and trying to understand what sort of impact it would have on a child. it's not something that i really like to draw attention to bc i just want it to be understandable and interesting.

ultimately, Zed is just a guy who had the worst life until he was about 30 when he finally lucked out and got a boyfriend who he learned to open up to and love so he could get the help he needed to confront his life traumas.
its not very sexy but its important to his character.