every british movie is called 'merry christmas mister crumpet' and its about an 8 year old boy who watches his elderly neighbour die

every american movie is called 'speeding bullet' and its about an alcoholic misogynist killing three hundred foreigners to save an annoying little girl

every chinese movie is called 'legend of the warrior' and its about a man who betrays the people he's meant to be betraying some other people for but ends up getting betrayed by the people who he was betraying his betrayers for

every french movie is called 'the fool who loved' and its about a perverted husband who kills himself because he finds out his wife is even more perverted than he is

every japanese movie is called 'a fish cannot live in tears' and its about a woman who murders a deer and then feels so guilty she becomes the deer and lives in the forest

every danish movie is called 'the dinner' and its about a family reunion where it is revealed that every single member of the family is secretly in love with each other and it ends with the patriarch having a heart attack after eating too much fish paste

every german movie is called ‘the berlin incident’ and it’s about a historical event nobody has ever heard of and it stars 12 guys who look nearly identical

every australian movie is called ‘the big plan’ and it’s about a group of people trying to save a local statue of a carrot, and they do not succeed

every indian movie is called 'my funny ghost' and its a 5 hour long remake with at least two musical numbers about wearing sunglasses

every spanish movie is called 'looking at the sky' and its about a blind man trying to relax in a beach house while his wife tortures him

every korean movie is called 'Mister Sadness' and its about a baker getting revenge on a serial killer and its really really good

every italian movie is called 'the blood of death' and its about a sexually liberated nun who drives off a cliff for no reason