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every british movie is called & #39;merry christmas mister crumpet& #39; and its about an 8 year old boy who watches his elderly neighbour die
every american movie is called & #39;speeding bullet& #39; and its about an alcoholic misogynist killing three hundred foreigners to save an annoying little girl
every chinese movie is called & #39;legend of the warrior& #39; and its about a man who betrays the people he& #39;s meant to be betraying some other people for but ends up getting betrayed by the people who he was betraying his betrayers for
every french movie is called & #39;the fool who loved& #39; and its about a perverted husband who kills himself because he finds out his wife is even more perverted than he is
every japanese movie is called & #39;a fish cannot live in tears& #39; and its about a woman who murders a deer and then feels so guilty she becomes the deer and lives in the forest
every danish movie is called & #39;the dinner& #39; and its about a family reunion where it is revealed that every single member of the family is secretly in love with each other and it ends with the patriarch having a heart attack after eating too much fish paste
every german movie is called ‘the berlin incident’ and it’s about a historical event nobody has ever heard of and it stars 12 guys who look nearly identical
every australian movie is called ‘the big plan’ and it’s about a group of people trying to save a local statue of a carrot, and they do not succeed
every indian movie is called & #39;my funny ghost& #39; and its a 5 hour long remake with at least two musical numbers about wearing sunglasses
every spanish movie is called & #39;looking at the sky& #39; and its about a blind man trying to relax in a beach house while his wife tortures him
