Probably going to get in trouble for this...

But why is eating dog any different from eating pigs, cows, chickenshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐔" title="Huhn" aria-label="Emoji: Huhn">, etc...?

Also, let me know if you want to hear the story of my beloved dead cat https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐈" title="Katze" aria-label="Emoji: Katze">...Stephanie https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht">

So Stephanie, my baby Stephanie...

She was one of about 30 cats in my house at the time (in Ghana).

See, we keep cats to keep frogs, snakes & other reptiles away because we live in the tropics..

But we forgot to neuter them. So they just kept shagging & having kids...

One day my dad noticed that there were too many damn cats https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht">

So he got a & #39;specialist& #39; https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen"> to come & cull them.

Thing is, no one at home told this man not to go near my cat Stephanie.

Long story, she was caught, eaten & her remains now float freely somewhere in a manhole https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😱" title="Vor Angst schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Vor Angst schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">

Short*