I doubt the #NFL will finish the season with no NHL NBA bubble. But good news, I've done the grunt work and found the perfect place for an NFL Bubble, that place: Dallas, Texas.

A shit ton of pro stadiums within 40 minutes of each other, just hear me out, a thread.

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Having a multi-city bubble is just a mess. It involves too much interference. Football fields are big af, NFL teams have a ton of people, and 32 TEAMS make up the NFL, playing 16 games per week. So we need 7 to 8 stadiums! (2/x)

Stadium #1:
Importantly, all of these stadiums need not only NFL caliber locker rooms but also an NFL caliber TV/media setup. Just down the street.

Stadium #2: Old Globe Life Park, the former home of the Texas Rangers was converted into a football field for the Dallas Renegades XFL team.
25-40 Minutes away from those two are and down the street from each other (3/x)

Stadium #3: The Cotton Bowl
Stadium #4: SMU Gerald Ford Football Stadium
and 30 minutes north and 7 minutes from each other are two more! (4/x)

Stadium #5: The Ford Center, aka the Cowboys indoor stadium/practice facility. It holds 12k and is used for high school football.

Stadium #6: Toyota Stadium, home of FC Dallas, and the Frisco Bowl
Also the DFW Area:

Stadium #7: TCU's Stadium

Stadium #8: North Texas Mean Green Stadium Also the DFW Area:

Stadium #9: New Globe Life Stadium. Rangers owners have said they want this to be used for football as well (available November) (5/x)
Using a schedule that includes 1 game on Thurs., 7 on Saturday, 7 on Sunday, 1 Monday, 9 stadiums are more than enough. Dallas has 70,000 hotel rooms, most are unused right now. That's it, that's the thread. Move the NFL to Dallas and create a bubble. The end.

Screw the Cowboys
A map. This is 100% doable, if the NFL peruses the same old same old it would be out of pure ego.
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