On my fourth rewatch of episode 2, which means it’s time for a thread of thoughts, questions with no answers, and flailing that you didn’t really ask for BUT I HAVE FEELINGS. #WynonnaEarp

The look on NotNicole’s face when she realizes she can’t get out is unsettling. #WynonnaEarp

“I shall fetch help... and pants... and Waverly.”
*turns around for one second(?)*
Oh, hey tree that wasn’t there a moment ago. #WynonnaEarp

Ok I’ve paused and slowed down this part like 100 times. There are no words in the book Waverly chose? #WynonnaEarp

I would just like to point out again that the clothes Waverly and Doc are wearing in the garden (that are different from when they entered) are what they were wearing in the Kevin episode. #WynonnaEarp

Something seems so off with Waverly when she’s questioning Doc about NotNicole. Tell me she wouldn’t have just started running in that direction without hesitating. Did she read something? #WynonnaEarp

“Those ‘things’ used to be brilliant physicists. They were working on some inter-dimensional gateway... Black Badge was trying to weaponize it. But once they actually got the thing opened, BBD panicked and gassed everyone.”

This still feels very important. #WynonnaEarp

2005 Chili Cook-off Debacle count: 3

#WynonnaEarp

“You might be even weirder than me, and my best friend for six months has been a rat.” Ok so lil Valdez has been there at least 6 months. Got it. Takin notes. #WynonnaEarp

Wynonna sees so much of herself in lil Valdez and it both breaks my heart, and fills my heart at the same time. #WynonnaEarp

“We really need three people to get in.”

“Well, we have two, and bonus, they’re both super fucking weird.”

Wynonna knows she is enough and I have some feelings about this. #WynonnaEarp

The little awkward fist bump/handshake thing that never happened is just too cute. They’re not really on the same page still but they’re trying. #WynonnaEarp

“Get in here and check.”

She was definitely testing to see if Waverly could get through when she or Doc couldn’t.

“Who else would I be?”

Nope.

#WynonnaEarp

A fall from that height is definitely more than some broken legs. I’m in pain watching these scenes every single time.

“Oh walnuts.” Definitely got a giggle out though. #WynonnaEarp

Those are definitely tear stained cheeks on Nicole. Someone hold me. No... her. Someone hold her. #WynonnaEarp

Poor lil Valdez, knows just what to do to get into the gate room, but hasn’t even tried it yet because she’s had no one to help her for so long. #WynonnaEarp

“We only have one chance to find out what’s at the bottom of the Nic-hole.”
Priceless. #WynonnaEarp

Lil Valdez: “So whatever you do, keep quiet.”

Wynonna, through her mask: “WHAT?!”

Never change. Never change. #WynonnaEarp

NotNicole asking about the machine, somewhat trying to stall them...

NotNicole: “So what happens if you don’t, feed it I mean?”

Doc: “I don’t think we want to find out.”

NotNicole:

Me:

#WynonnaEarp

Yes Waverly, trust your gut here. Keep asking NotNicole questions. #WynonnaEarp

KEVIN MENTION.

#WynonnaEarp

The things Kat does with her face, and her mannerisms are fucking top shelf. She killed this NotNicole. It’s chilling. #WynonnaEarp

I’m going to say it again, it looks like Peacemaker symbols all over the controls.

Is it safe to assume that Weird (BBD) Guy got “there” through the portal BB made? That said, what came first, the scientist or the machine? How much of this place is because of BBD?

#WynonnaEarp

This place seems to be leading specifically Doc to quite a few answers...

#WynonnaEarp

“When I dreamt about dying, it involved me in Waverly’s arms, and Waverly in Sara Lance cosplay.”

Haught, honey, I can relate.

#WynonnaEarp #LegendsOfTomorrow

“You’re not wearing Bulshar’s ring?”
Poor Waverly just wants an answer. #WynonnaEarp

“Hey did you ever think to ask him why he was trying so hard to get in here in the first place?”

‘Did he ever ask about Eve? Did he ever tell you how many wives he actually had? Just wondering. For a friend.’

#WynonnaEarp

“I just assumed, like most balding sociopaths, he wanted to play god.”

Tracks.

#WynonnaEarp

WAIT A MINUTE.

#WynonnaEarp

“And What kind of batshit playground experiment for creation was this?”

Has BBD done something to this place? I HAVE QUESTIONS. #WynonnaEarp

“So are you like super pissed that Wynonna drugged you?”

Our sweet baby angel is fishing here. She’s too smart. #WynonnaEarp

Hypoxia Wynonna is fucking hysterical. #WynonnaEarp

“Who’s a girl gotta screw around here to get a gun?” ...



#WynonnaEarp

BUT DID HE BITE HER?!

#WynonnaEarp

“I don’t ever half ass it. I ass and a half it.”

Classic Wynonna.

#WynonnaEarp

“Whatever you are, you’re my ass.”
“That sounds kind of lesbian.”

I love best friends. #WynHaught

#WynonnaEarp

This NotNicole/Nicole obelisk/sculpture is just so fucking cool. I love this show so damn much. #WynonnaEarp

Do you think Nicole drew any dicks on her cast while she was alone waiting for her family to come home, just because she missed them so much? Yeah me too. #WynonnaEarp

The callback to the baby carrots at the proposal is the sweetest nod to #Earpers . #WayHaught #WynonnaEarp

“It means that I’m already spoken for... I just haven’t had the chance to tell Waverly.” #WayHaught #WynonnaEarp

“I’m sick and tired of listening to all the disgustingly hot premarital sex you’re having in my house...”

#WynonnaEarp

Lil Valdez seems to know an awful lot about how this place and these things work for someone who’s only supposedly been to a few bring your kids to work days at BBD. #WynonnaEarp

Ok, but, check her FACE. What if that’s someone who was doing exactly what they’re there to do and took Dr. Valdez’s badge. #WynonnaEarp

Ok, so we can safely assume that feeding the machine the blood is what kept NotNicole(Eve) trapped this whole time, but how long has she actually been trapped? #WynonnaEarp

Girlfriends who know somethings off with each other by taste. That’s it. That’s the tweet. #WayHaught #WynonnaEarp

“I would die to save my sister.

Or kill.

Anyone.

Everyone.”

THE EARP SISTERS ARE VERY IMPORTANT TO ME

#WynonnaEarp

Wynonna calling Nicole a narc. Again. #WynonnaEarp

“You’re Black Badge.”
Is lil Valdez threatened by BBD? WHAT DO YOU KNOW BBY? #WynonnaEarp

“We’re two friends.”
“Best friends.”
“She said it first, there’s no take-backs, right?”

I LOVE TWO BEST FRIENDS
#Wynhaught #WynonnaEarp

“... who love the same angel more than anything in the world.”

“You’re, polygamists?”

I was going to say it with the last episode, but what is stopping lil Valdez from believing #WynHaught is actually a couple? Nothing. It’s hysterical. #WynonnaEarp

“Your mistakes do not define you.”
MY HEART. #WynonnaEarp

“Nicole and I are going through that portal to rescue our people, and all the bullets in the world are not gonna stop us.”

Our people.

OUR PEOPLE.

#WynonnaEarp

“I can’t believe I may be stuck with you forever.” Excuse me ma’am, none of this maybe stuff. #wynHaught #WynonnaEarp

“You do not get to speak as him!”
YES, DOC. #WynonnaEarp

“Earth angel brought a demon. Smart. You’re one of us, when are you going to man up and pick a side?”

Mhmm mhmm ok taking more notes. #WynonnaEarp

A mood.

#WynonnaEarp

Wynonna and lil Valdez are so similar. My heart. #WynonnaEarp

“I’m going to be waiting for you back in Purgatory.”

YEAH SHE IS. #WynonnaEarp

“I’ll see you at home.”
“All of you.”

#WynonnaEarp

Oop. #WynonnaEarp

Doc feeling for his mustache is so perfectly Doc. #WynonnaEarp

(And also, turns out this was surprisingly triggering for my PTSD so that’s something I’ve learned.)

Wynonna complementing herself is so perfectly Wynonna. Quality Orphan Black mention was amazing. #WynonnaEarp

“Wynonna” pulling things like garden shears and pens from her body is something I can be done with. #WynonnaEarp

“Fucking humans.”

Mhmm. Yup. #WynonnaEarp

Ps. WEAR A MASK.

Waverly does look good on that angel throne though. #WynonnaEarp

We all assumed she’d turn to actual stone when she sat on the throne, but really I think it was only referring to her heart. #WynonnaEarp

*screams from garden*
“Maybe Wynonna didn’t make it through?”
“Oh no, no that’s a good sign. She’s definitely driving somebody crazy in there.”

Nicole knows her best friend. Nobody touch me. #WynHaught #WynonnaEarp

A sheriff comforting a scared child. This seems so familiar.

#WynonnaEarp

THE VALDEZ.
GIMME MORE!
#WynonnaEarp

“We fight.”
Damn right we do. #FightforWynonna #WynonnaEarp

“I can’t believe I’m going to go out blasting beavers.”
“Stick with me kid, I’ll show you how it’s done.”

#WynonnaEarp

“You are a fraud! And a harlot!”
“That’s like you’re favorite thing about me!” #WynonnaEarp

Alice. #WynonnaEarp

#WynonnaEarp

“Your home is with me. And Nicole...Doc, Jeremy...Nedley.”

#WynonnaEarp

“I’ve always been here. I will always be here. Time is a flat circle.”

Quarantine 2020. #WynonnaEarp

“It shows he has passion!” Doc defending Jeremy fills my heart. #WynonnaEarp

Ok but where did he yeet Eve to? I’m sure it’s fine. Everything is fine. #WynonnaEarp

“I am the guardian. You are the champion.”

“What we are is sisters.”

THE EARP SISTERS ARE VERY IMPORTANT TO ME

#WynonnaEarp

Powerful Waverly on the throne has me feeling some type of way. #WynonnaEarp

“She didn’t even say yes.”
“She will, babygirl.”

Waverly has been thinking about that this WHOLE TIME. #WayHaught #WynonnaEarp

“Take me home.” #WynonnaEarp

I’m sure leaving the ring behind won’t be a problem later at all. Nope. Nuh uh. #WynonnaEarp

Wynonna ends up at the “stairs.”
Doc ends up by the well.
Waverly ends up in the woods presumably by the homestead.

This show doesn’t do anything without a reason. #WynonnaEarp

I also want to point out again that Waverly and Doc are both changed back into their clothes from when they entered the garden. They’re no longer wearing the clothes they had on while inside, which seem to be the clothes from the Kevin episode. #WynonnaEarp

I’m pretty sure the only thing inside that satchel was the book. I don’t know why he tossed it in the well, but I don’t think we have to worry? (I’ll regret saying this.) #WynonnaEarp

Doc looks at the book and says “home” then runs downtown to Wynonna. #WynonnaEarp

Waverly says “home” then runs to Nicole at the homestead. #WynonnaEarp