The disneyland malfunction story that sticks with me above all else was the christmas season Small World stopped for ~40 minutes, BUT ALSO unbeknownst to the ride ops the intercom system inside the building was broken, so everybody in the ride thought they were abandoned by god
A family came to city hall describing how people were crying and peeing themselves and jumping out of the boats, running out exits that let out backstage and panicking, and "it&
#39;s christmas so the dolls are singing jingle bells so, you know, it&
#39;s worse."
I called over to small world like "hey, so, I&
#39;m getting a crazy story from some guests" and the lead was just flatly like "it&
#39;s all true"
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