PSA to my north east friends‼️ @zzombiemami and I have cracked the code as to why florida breeds a different kind of human. the answer to the undying question you may ask? it stems from not growing up in basements. a mini thread:
think about all the different things you’ve experienced in different basements that have transformed you in to the person you are today.
BASEMENT SHOWS
hs parties in basements??? like where else would they be?????
frat parties??????
doing dr*gs w your friends??? or drinking with your friends??? like
honestly, dirty awkward weird high school s*x!!!!
honestly this thread is just me expressing my gratitude towards basements and the privacy they allowed me and my friends to have to grow up being sick as fuck
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