chris evans characters ranked based on how much I trust them to water my plants while I’m away
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1. andy barber (defending jacob)
would water my plants every day and even purchase a new one for me because he noticed it goes well with the rest of my interior
would water my plants every day and even purchase a new one for me because he noticed it goes well with the rest of my interior
3. steve rogers (the marvel cinematic universe)
the oath he took to serve and protect extends to my plants
the oath he took to serve and protect extends to my plants
4. nick vaughn (before we go)
very reliable at watering the plants but mainly because he’s being paid and needs the money for rent
very reliable at watering the plants but mainly because he’s being paid and needs the money for rent
5. colin shea (what’s your number)
would water my plants for me every time he uses my apartment to escape his one night stands so basically he waters them every day
would water my plants for me every time he uses my apartment to escape his one night stands so basically he waters them every day
6. kyle (the perfect score)
would ask if watering my plants counts as college credit but when I say no he still does it out of the kindness of his heart
would ask if watering my plants counts as college credit but when I say no he still does it out of the kindness of his heart
8. mace (sunshine)
appreciates that plants are important to the survival of humans so would be constantly on edge about watering them on time it’s okay it’s just my garden it’s not that deep
appreciates that plants are important to the survival of humans so would be constantly on edge about watering them on time it’s okay it’s just my garden it’s not that deep
9. paul diskrant (street kings)
would water my plants for me but honestly I don’t think I’m ready for him to bring his drama into my house I don’t need those vibes
would water my plants for me but honestly I don’t think I’m ready for him to bring his drama into my house I don’t need those vibes
10. ransom drysdale (knives out)
would pay somebody else to do it for him instead then take all of the credit but that’s okay at least the job is done
would pay somebody else to do it for him instead then take all of the credit but that’s okay at least the job is done
11. ryan (cellular)
can be forgiven if he forgets to water them for an entire 24 hours considering he’s out here saving lives
can be forgiven if he forgets to water them for an entire 24 hours considering he’s out here saving lives
12. jimmy dobyne (the loss of a teardrop diamond)
would water my plants for an extortionate price I may as well just hire a gardener
would water my plants for an extortionate price I may as well just hire a gardener
14. jake jensen (the losers)
would definitely forget to water them but would replace the dead plants with replicas so I’d be oblivious
would definitely forget to water them but would replace the dead plants with replicas so I’d be oblivious
15. johnny storm (fantastic 4)
would try his best but there’s a very high chance he may accidentally set them on fire
would try his best but there’s a very high chance he may accidentally set them on fire
16. mike weiss (puncture)
would water for a few days but then get so absorbed in work and his personal life that he’d forget
would water for a few days but then get so absorbed in work and his personal life that he’d forget
17. curtis everett (snowpiercer)
after surviving years on a diet of protein blocks and babies I’m worried he may choose to eat my plants
after surviving years on a diet of protein blocks and babies I’m worried he may choose to eat my plants
18. me (playing it cool)
forgets to water them and when I text him to ask why he’s let them die he responds with “my bad lol”
forgets to water them and when I text him to ask why he’s let them die he responds with “my bad lol”
20. jake wyler (not another teen movie)
loses the key to my house within one hour of me giving it to him so the plants wither and die
loses the key to my house within one hour of me giving it to him so the plants wither and die
22. lucas lee (scott pilgrim vs the world)
wouldn’t even agree to water them for me he’d just laugh in my face and call me poor and untalented
wouldn’t even agree to water them for me he’d just laugh in my face and call me poor and untalented
23. mr freezy/robert pronge (the iceman)
would be too scared to even ask him to do the job for me because he’d probably bury dead bodies underneath the cabbage patch
would be too scared to even ask him to do the job for me because he’d probably bury dead bodies underneath the cabbage patch