Went outside to bring in my Coles order and it's gone. Someone has stolen $300 of groceries from my front door.

That was my whole week's groceries + a bit extra for sadness. Fuck those cunts.

I met the guy at the door when he delivered it, watched him put the bags down, but I had a telehealth appointment so couldn't bring them in right away. When the appointment ended, they were gone.

Literally at my front door, lights on in the house, cars in driveway.

Thank you for offering to replace them There are people who need it much more than I do but I really appreciate the kindness

I hope they get to someone who needed them, at least. Maybe they could swing by with the chocolate though, no questions asked.

Friends, Coles just called me at 7:30pm and reimbursed me for the missing order even though it was really my fault for not bringing it in fast enough My chocolate is not here but it is in my future once again

(This is not a stunt for Coles, I promise)

Oh my god I do not need to justify my grocery bill to anyone and even less so in a pandemic