95% of guys are blessed with X-ray eyes.They might not be able to foresee their future but they can look at you and tell you the shape and size of your p*ssy and clits. It doesn't matter if you're on cloak or open cloth; It's a matter of talent. The devil himself gave it to them.

Was walking home from Church yesterday and some thugs walked pass me. One of them looked at me for a while and said to his friends, "Walahi, obo aunty to n lo yen ma dun do." (I swear, that Sister's pussy would be sweet to fvck).

One of the friends asked why he thought so, and he said, "Iru won l'obo won ma n nidoh to se f'owo ra. Bi ponmo bai nidoh won se ma n ri" (It's their type that usually have clits that are rub-able. It's usually huge like ponmo".

I felt really insulted but let it go cus I know their type. But when I got home and started undressing, I was pushed to even confirm the fool's assumption. Lo and behold.....Oloriburuku bobo yen get e pah! I swear, aye awon okunrin min ti bajeh. Like how did he know?

Glossary:

Oloriburuku bobo yen get e pah: That unfortunate being got the description exactly the way it is!

Aye awon okunrin min ti baje: some guys are something else.

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