my bf knew you weren& #39;t supposed to eat raw meat but he thought it was bc of the same reason you shouldnt eat raw cookie dough. So I found out tonight that he eats raw meat bc he thought it wasn& #39;t a big deal bc people still eat cookie dough and I had to inform him of tape worms
Fs in chat
"people eat SUSHI?"
"that is COMPLETELY DIFFERENT OH MY GOD"
he doesn& #39;t like being aware that can get 80 ft in ur body
I found out like this:

"do you still have that package of bacon?"
"Yeah I just really enjoy eating some out of the fridge at night while it& #39;s cold"
"Wait... What?"
"Yeah I just eat it sometimes because I like cold foo—"
"DUDE NO WHAT???"
No worries though he will never eat raw pork ever again because the concept of a tape worm living within him scared the shit out of him (no pun intended)
this is the Man I Love dearly
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