my bf knew you weren't supposed to eat raw meat but he thought it was bc of the same reason you shouldnt eat raw cookie dough. So I found out tonight that he eats raw meat bc he thought it wasn't a big deal bc people still eat cookie dough and I had to inform him of tape worms

Fs in chat

"people eat SUSHI?"
"that is COMPLETELY DIFFERENT OH MY GOD"

he doesn't like being aware that can get 80 ft in ur body

I found out like this:

"do you still have that package of bacon?"
"Yeah I just really enjoy eating some out of the fridge at night while it's cold"
"Wait... What?"
"Yeah I just eat it sometimes because I like cold foo—"
"DUDE NO WHAT???"

No worries though he will never eat raw pork ever again because the concept of a tape worm living within him scared the shit out of him (no pun intended)

this is the Man I Love dearly