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Unleashing my inner KK 'i've been quiet til now' through this takeover but since coming back on twitter there has been a couple of fellas getting away with murder. One being Luke Edwards. Any toon fans out there wanting to know how much the fella is a joke have a read here: #NUFC
15th May, Luke confirmed that he had never spoken to Henry Mauriss, nor did he have any idea how much money he has go... just that he was there (even though he'd been doing his bit on him since November). Bit weird but there you go.
Couple of weeks later he reported that Mauriss was poised to make a formal bid. At this stage, Luke has written next to nothing about ClearTV. Again, abit weird, especially when he'd been researching it since November last year. Yet 7/8 months later he still knows f*** all...
10 days later apparently Mauriss has now actually made a bid… money has been in place for a while, even though apparently he didn’t know how much money he had or that a bid had been made. I’m already thinking this is abit weird and confusing. Sounds like a lie or tell tale
Luke doesnt know anything about Mauriss, how much money he has, what his company is but knows that he doesnt have any convictions for fraud. Abit like not knowing your mates favourite football team but happening to know his mams maiden name. doesn’t make sense does it? bit weird
Luke now doesn’t know if the bid he said was ready, or had been made, is a new bid because it has always been there.
Since when? Since a month previously when you said he hadn’t made a bid, and you didn’t know if he had money?
Since when? Since a month previously when you said he hadn’t made a bid, and you didn’t know if he had money?
I thought it was months Luke? Been checking it out since November? Which one is it? Weeks of questions and enquiries and you still don’t know out? How much is he worth etc? Had on a sec… none of this makes sense and is abit weird.
Also, if you heard about it in November and then did f*** all research til May, then what sort of journo are you? Genuinely, howay
Interest? Or has he made a bid? You have to thick as pigs shit if you don’t question this because how the f*** does any of what you have said before make any sense?
I’m at my wits end just reading these man, but now there is a window of opportunity for Mauriss even though the money has always been there, he has already bid, he hasn’t bid, nobody knows. Luke’s seen the contracts though… whether he is smart enough to read them though…
"Mauriss believes” have you finally spoken to him like? The fact Luke hasn’t even suggested who is ‘source’ is, or what side of the coin it comes from is parody at this point. Just because you are a journalist (use that term loosely) doesnt mean you can say whatever shit you want
Fkn hell! Breaking news! Mauriss bid isn’t by Mauriss, its by ClearTV! Could have told us that couldn’t you? Or are you just making it up as you gan along?
So he has deffo made a bid...!
Almost a year later and Luke still doesn’t know much about him? At what point mate, do you begin to question yourself as a journalist when you have known something for so long, and still know fuck all?
There will be no running commentary…. Hahahaha are you having a fucking laugh mate? You are running the commentary all by yourself, no need for Martin Tyler!
Note: Now he is back to interested, no bid, but money is there, but Luke doesn’t know how much money he has.
Note: Now he is back to interested, no bid, but money is there, but Luke doesn’t know how much money he has.
Reet, last one TOON FANS, DO NOT LET THIS ARSEHOLE TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE LOST THE PLOT.
The nufc takeover looks pretty dead, but not as dead as Sports Journalism in the north east. That died fucking ages ago.
The nufc takeover looks pretty dead, but not as dead as Sports Journalism in the north east. That died fucking ages ago.
