watching Alien Covenant, a movie about extremely incompetent people in space

i saw this in the theater when it was first released and it could have used a whole lot more fassbender/fassbender scenes

watching this for cool monsters and fassbender, also dumbasses in space

i like billy crudup and enjoy him in the role of the world's worst captain who loves to just hang out and look at your alien parasite collection

i should point out that i enjoy this movie for all the reasons stated

if i was staunchly opposed to enjoying Bad Choice Makers Vs Monsters i would have no taste

that bane of space voyages, the POWER SURGE

there's a scene in this where multiple people slip on the same blood puddle in a crisis scenario and it's not supposed to be funny but it is

any one of you would be a better space captain than billy crudup in this movie