Thread by @lamotrifiend, i remember once, my gf at the time had came over and [...]

i remember once, my gf at the time had came over and my mom decided to tell her a story about this girl i was really good friends with back in first grade. i was always around her. always hand her held and shit and we were six. my mom forgot to mention to her that i was 6

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so my ex is like, “wait, who? when was this??” and she’s like jumping up from behind me to get in between my mom and i. bro, tell me why she balled up her fists bro and cocked that shit back behind her. i looked at her like

i’m looking at my mom like, “you really boutta get me beat tf down rn.” im still looking at my mom from behind my ex and i whisper

bro then my mom is like trying to run it back by saying oh this was when he was 6 and it was some girl he doesn’t even know anymore

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later that night after i took her home, i went into the living room and my mom was there. the first thing she says to me is, “damn, guess i should stayed my ass in the room, huh?”

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