hi everyone would just like to announce i am about to watch the first episode of voltron: legendary defender for the very first time. okay thank you for your time

STOP REPLYING LIKE I'M BEING SENT INTO FUCKING BATTLE OR SOMETHING. VOLTRON IS ABOUT WAR OR WHATEVER BUT I'M PERSONALLY NOT IN ONE.

food mention

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okay i am starting. i'll try not to make this a livetweet thread. u can blame @HIMB0ISM for convincing me to do this <3

"lance, can't you keep this thing straight?"

"relax im handling stick"

okay fruit

am i allowed to say pidge gives me gender <3

"they call me the tailor because of how i thread the needle" this is about gay sex somehow

oh i hate all of you. i am already feeling the kin setting in. you should all go fuck yourselves.

OH I'D RECOGNIZE THAT MULLET ANYWHERE... okay gayboy!

and if i said lance and ben arnold had similar voices. what then.

WE'RE LIKE RIVALS YOU KNOW LANCE AND KEITH NECK AND NECK

CATBOY HUNK REAL???

by g-d you are all trans and/or gay. i'm losing my mind.

NONE OF YOU WARNED ME THAT KLANCE WAS LIKE /THIS/. HEY. WHAT THE FUCK?

omg hiii allura! i love you my #girlboss queen

WAS NOT AWARE SHE HAD ELF EARS. ELF EARS AND FANGS ARE MY WEAKNESSES.

"i'll stick you in a wormhole" me when i do gay sex

#ALLURA: the wand chooses the wizard

lance and hunk... I Am, In Fact, Looking. yall seem gay asf. omg pidge you are TRANS GENDER?!#%REW>#@REWOHL NESUS CHRIST

would like to announce to the class that heidi @HIMB0ISM has a massive crush on corran it's so weirdly upsetting

nsfw

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im going to throttle heidi

so true keith. sex now?

food

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:-( @HIMB0ISM

okay i guess i am officially "watching voltron". episdoe two time i proise i wont livetweet as much for the rest of the show however much of it i end up watching. e1 was a special event no holds barred no filter every thought out. i will be more restrained from here on out

"some assembly required" what is this the title of that i know. is it a fic i like? is it a w359 episode? is it something else? not positive someone help.

#LANCE: i laugh in the face of danger! ...then i hide until it goes away.

(this is a xander buffythevampireslayer quote)

JIUST CONCENTRATE ON KEEPING ME SAFE... okay gayboy. side note this is the point that heidi and i are at

A MAN CAN BE DRIVEN TO DO ANYTHIG IF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IS REALLY REALLY MEAN TO HIM. yeah i felt that.