hi everyone would just like to announce i am about to watch the first episode of voltron: legendary defender for the very first time. okay thank you for your time
STOP REPLYING LIKE I& #39;M BEING SENT INTO FUCKING BATTLE OR SOMETHING. VOLTRON IS ABOUT WAR OR WHATEVER BUT I& #39;M PERSONALLY NOT IN ONE.
food mention

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okay i am starting. i& #39;ll try not to make this a livetweet thread. u can blame @HIMB0ISM for convincing me to do this <3
"lance, can& #39;t you keep this thing straight?"

"relax im handling stick"

okay fruit
am i allowed to say pidge gives me gender <3
"they call me the tailor because of how i thread the needle" this is about gay sex somehow
oh i hate all of you. i am already feeling the kin setting in. you should all go fuck yourselves.
OH I& #39;D RECOGNIZE THAT MULLET ANYWHERE... okay gayboy!
and if i said lance and ben arnold had similar voices. what then.
WE& #39;RE LIKE RIVALS YOU KNOW LANCE AND KEITH NECK AND NECK
CATBOY HUNK REAL???
by g-d you are all trans and/or gay. i& #39;m losing my mind.
NONE OF YOU WARNED ME THAT KLANCE WAS LIKE /THIS/. HEY. WHAT THE FUCK?
omg hiii allura! i love you my #girlboss queen
WAS NOT AWARE SHE HAD ELF EARS. ELF EARS AND FANGS ARE MY WEAKNESSES.
"i& #39;ll stick you in a wormhole" me when i do gay sex
#ALLURA: the wand chooses the wizard
lance and hunk... I Am, In Fact, Looking. yall seem gay asf. omg pidge you are TRANS GENDER?!#%REW>#@REWOHL NESUS CHRIST
would like to announce to the class that heidi @HIMB0ISM has a massive crush on corran it& #39;s so weirdly upsetting
nsfw

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im going to throttle heidi
so true keith. sex now?
food

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:-( @HIMB0ISM
okay i guess i am officially "watching voltron". episdoe two time i proise i wont livetweet as much for the rest of the show however much of it i end up watching. e1 was a special event no holds barred no filter every thought out. i will be more restrained from here on out
"some assembly required" what is this the title of that i know. is it a fic i like? is it a w359 episode? is it something else? not positive someone help.
#LANCE: i laugh in the face of danger! ...then i hide until it goes away.

(this is a xander buffythevampireslayer quote)
JIUST CONCENTRATE ON KEEPING ME SAFE... okay gayboy. side note this is the point that heidi and i are at
A MAN CAN BE DRIVEN TO DO ANYTHIG IF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IS REALLY REALLY MEAN TO HIM. yeah i felt that.
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