never thought i would do this but here are my opinions on the zodiac signs
aries
- why are you so obnoxious
- acting gay isnt a personality trait when ur cishet
- stop thinking ur better than anyone
- great comforter
- gives semi good advice
- can't keep a secret
- boy crazy (if ur straight)
leo
- gives great advice
- u prolly work out
- so obnoxious
- u probably want to go into social work
- always so fucking pretty
- i love u ?
cancer
- stop CRYING
- please stop talking to yourself everytime u get the chance?
- i promise they don't want to know all about u and ur trauma
- gives really good advice
- one of the nicest people ever
- can be mean when u set them off
- i love u guys
pisces
- y r u so afraid of bugs?
- either very shy or so loud & obnoxious
- u can be very mean or very nice too
- some of the nicest people
- always good looking
- not much of a fan of platonic shows of affection
- sensitive
scorpio
- literally the funniest people ever
- can light up any room they walk into
- how r u all so good looking?
- u take good care of ur hygiene
- gets good grades
- one of the kindest people ever
- very empathetic
taurus
- prolly a conservative
- literal assholes
- can be rlly funny
- caring
- literally shut the fuck up
- you definitely say trump 2020 when u lose an argument
- just stop talking
sagittarius
- ur rlly not all that sweetheart
- can u please shut up for once?
- ur either major conservative or major leftist
- ur all semi good looking
- please just stay in a relationship for once in ur life
- u are not the bad bitch u think u are
gemini
- some of the BADDEST bitches
- ur all fucking HOT
- ugh i love u
- fav sign
- u definitely talk to many people at once n lead people on
- ur literally such a fun person to be around
- always the life of the party
- self absorbed
virgo
- sneaky little snakes
- ur very kind but when u get involced w drama.....
- stop being so nice?
- ur shy when ur not around ur friend group
- good advice
- always good looking
libra
- GOD i hate every little one of yall
- literally the fakest people ever
- you're very empathetic and super kind when you want to be
- u are genuinely good looking
- ur a literal dick
- just shut up for once?
- you are NOT all that i promise baby
capricorn
- i hate all of you
- you think everyone's in love w you
- you act like ur better than everyone
- gives good advice
- always down for a "girls night"
- but will cancel plans all the time
- literally the fakest people ever
- stop lying to seem cool
aquarius
- ur all so good looking
- either a huge bitch or the nicest person ever
- u def act nice to someones face & then shit talk them afterwards
- but hey atleast ur good looking
- ur rlly funny
- prolly brunette
- a lot of people would rely on u when something happens
hi these are all based on people i know irl or have met online. i am in no way shape or form trying to offend anyone & im super sorry if i have upset anyone đŸ„°
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