an oh-my-god-they-were-neighbours au where wwx receives a package in the mail one day & itā€™s quite clearly not meant for him bc he didnā€™t order anything but it has his address on it so he opens it anyway ā€“ itā€™s a dress. a knee length, floral, baby blue dress with a multi-layeredā€“
skirt. heā€™s immediately confused, bc now he knows for certain that this. isnā€™t meant for him. but he has no idea what to do w it, so he hangs it up in his wardrobe & forgets about it; maybe he can gift it to yanli, or wen qing even though itā€™s really not her thing.
but later that night he gets kind of... curious. he tries it on & is surprised to find that it actually fits him & it... feels good. really comfortable. airy & light. plus it makes his ass look GREAT. so he thinks, to hell with it, nobody will know if he keeps it.
he doesnā€™t wear it out ā€“ not that heā€™d be ashamed to or anything, he just doesnā€™t have a reason to ā€“ but sometimes heā€™ll come home & try it on just to admire himself & feel comfortable. he thinks thatā€™s it ā€“ the situation is over.

it isnā€™t. a week later, he receives anotherā€“
package in the mail. this time, itā€™s an ankle-length skirt that shimmers when he twirls from side to side in front of his mirror. he kind of really loves it, & again, it makes his ass look DIVINE. so it joins the dress in his wardrobe, & thatā€™s that.

until he receives threeā€“
more packages over the next two weeks; a pair of skirts, another dress, & a cream jumpsuit thatā€™s just slightly too long for him but still works if he wears platform boots. he adores them all, & throws them into his growing collection at the back of his wardrobe, but heā€™s stillā€“
confused as to where theyā€™re all actually coming from. he certainly isnā€™t ordering them, so maybe theyā€™re meant for one of his neighbours? & maybe he starts to feel a little guilty ā€“ someone else has obviously paid for those clothes & must be disappointed that they havenā€™tā€“
received them, so he should probably apologise & pay them back. he could, you know, GIVE them the clothes. but he kind of loves them, so reimbursement will suffice. he decides to check w all his neighbours to see if theyā€™re missing any clothes, so he begins knocking at doors.
the college student across the hall isnā€™t missing any clothes, so he thanks her for her time & moves on. the elderly woman two doors down hasnā€™t been expecting any packages, but she does invite wwx in for tea. he politely declines & moves on. he checks at every door on hisā€“
floor, but to no avail. finally, he decides to try one floor up; his apartment is 104, so maybe the resident of apartment 204 put in the wrong address when ordering those clothes. he knocks at 204ā€™s door & is surprised when a tall, frankly beautiful man answers. wwx is aboutā€“
to apologise for wasting the manā€™s time, but then he looks down to see that the man is wearing a flowing white skirt w aā€“ oh godā€“ a BUNNY stitched above the hem. 2 thoughts run through wwxā€™s mind:

1. that skirt is fucking adorable

2. heā€™s been stealing this beautiful manā€™sā€“
clothes. OH FUCK HEā€™S BEEN STEALING THIS BEAUTIFUL MANā€™S CLOTHES!!!!!

he apologises profusely, offering to pay the man back in full. the man, who introduces himself as lwj, rather bluntly points out that the clothes are, uh... expensive. maybe wwx would prefer to just give himā€“
the clothes back?? wwx sighs but relunctantly accepts ā€“ sure, maybe theyā€™re secretly the most comfortable clothes heā€™s ever worn, but he can buy his own skirts, right? itā€™ll be easy. heā€™ll be so good at choosing them. so he takes lwj down to his own apartment & loads all of hisā€“
missing clothes into his arms, then bids him goodbye. lwj nods & leaves.

after that, wwx attempts to buy his own skirts & dresses ā€“ he shops w his sister, buying hoards of clothes that somehow never feel as comfortable as lwjā€™s. theyā€™re always so itchy, or not breathableā€“
enough, or made of such poor-quality material that theyā€™re ripped or ruined when he washes them. heā€™s frustrated & desperate ā€“ so he goes to lwj for help. lwj tells him that he usually shops online, & gives him a list of every site he favours. he tells him how to estimateā€“
sizes, which site is best for dresses & which is best for skirts, which materials are the nicest on skin. wwx soaks up this information gratefully & returns to his own apartment to shop ā€“ only to be met w another hurdle.

lwj really wasnā€™t kidding when he said these clothesā€“
were expensive. wwxā€™s usual wardrobe consists of cheap sweaters & the same 2 pairs of jeans heā€™s had since uni, so heā€™s floored by the price tag on these items. he sighs, closes his laptop, & decides to leave the matter alone.

& then, another week later, a package comes in theā€“
mail. wwx opens it up to find possibly the most beautiful dress heā€™s ever seen ā€“ silky & a deep red, it comes down to his ankles, showing a slit along his right leg. itā€™sā€“ hot, & so comfortable, & his ass has never looked better. but he sighs & folds it back up, then takes itā€“
upstairs to lwjā€™s apartment. he apologises once again for receiving his package & pushes it into lwjā€™s arms, but lwj just shakes his head & gives it right back.

ā€œfor you,ā€ he says.

wwx is astonished. ā€œwhy?ā€

lwj tells him that he remembered, only after giving wwx a list ofā€“
websites, how wwx had reluctantly given lwj his clothes back instead of paying him. he realised that maybe wwx couldnā€™t use those sites after all, as expensive as they are, so he took it upon himself to buy something for wwx ā€“ something of his own, that suits him.
wwx almost drops to his knees in thanking him, but lwj just shakes his head fondly & says, ā€œif youā€™d really like to show your gratitude, wear it tonight at 7. Iā€™ll pick you up.ā€

& wwx is like. holy shit. holy SHIT. is he asking me on a date???

ā€œare you asking me on a date?ā€
lwj nods & says, ā€œif thatā€™s okay.ā€

YES??? it is very much okay. itā€™s great, actually. so wwx agrees, & as promised he wears the red dress that night. lwj wears a blue skirt to complement his look, & together they eat out at a fancy restaurant & then they get ice cream & thenā€“
they go home & uh. they donā€™t need the dress/skirt for the rest of the night šŸ‘šŸ‘„šŸ‘

& months later when they move in together, theyā€™re forced to buy a second wardrobe to fit all their clothes.

the end.
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