an oh-my-god-they-were-neighbours au where wwx receives a package in the mail one day & itās quite clearly not meant for him bc he didnāt order anything but it has his address on it so he opens it anyway ā itās a dress. a knee length, floral, baby blue dress with a multi-layeredā
skirt. heās immediately confused, bc now he knows for certain that this. isnāt meant for him. but he has no idea what to do w it, so he hangs it up in his wardrobe & forgets about it; maybe he can gift it to yanli, or wen qing even though itās really not her thing.
but later that night he gets kind of... curious. he tries it on & is surprised to find that it actually fits him & it... feels good. really comfortable. airy & light. plus it makes his ass look GREAT. so he thinks, to hell with it, nobody will know if he keeps it.
he doesnāt wear it out ā not that heād be ashamed to or anything, he just doesnāt have a reason to ā but sometimes heāll come home & try it on just to admire himself & feel comfortable. he thinks thatās it ā the situation is over.
it isnāt. a week later, he receives anotherā
it isnāt. a week later, he receives anotherā
package in the mail. this time, itās an ankle-length skirt that shimmers when he twirls from side to side in front of his mirror. he kind of really loves it, & again, it makes his ass look DIVINE. so it joins the dress in his wardrobe, & thatās that.
until he receives threeā
until he receives threeā
more packages over the next two weeks; a pair of skirts, another dress, & a cream jumpsuit thatās just slightly too long for him but still works if he wears platform boots. he adores them all, & throws them into his growing collection at the back of his wardrobe, but heās stillā
confused as to where theyāre all actually coming from. he certainly isnāt ordering them, so maybe theyāre meant for one of his neighbours? & maybe he starts to feel a little guilty ā someone else has obviously paid for those clothes & must be disappointed that they havenātā
received them, so he should probably apologise & pay them back. he could, you know, GIVE them the clothes. but he kind of loves them, so reimbursement will suffice. he decides to check w all his neighbours to see if theyāre missing any clothes, so he begins knocking at doors.
the college student across the hall isnāt missing any clothes, so he thanks her for her time & moves on. the elderly woman two doors down hasnāt been expecting any packages, but she does invite wwx in for tea. he politely declines & moves on. he checks at every door on hisā
floor, but to no avail. finally, he decides to try one floor up; his apartment is 104, so maybe the resident of apartment 204 put in the wrong address when ordering those clothes. he knocks at 204ās door & is surprised when a tall, frankly beautiful man answers. wwx is aboutā
to apologise for wasting the manās time, but then he looks down to see that the man is wearing a flowing white skirt w aā oh godā a BUNNY stitched above the hem. 2 thoughts run through wwxās mind:
1. that skirt is fucking adorable
2. heās been stealing this beautiful manāsā
1. that skirt is fucking adorable
2. heās been stealing this beautiful manāsā
clothes. OH FUCK HEāS BEEN STEALING THIS BEAUTIFUL MANāS CLOTHES!!!!!
he apologises profusely, offering to pay the man back in full. the man, who introduces himself as lwj, rather bluntly points out that the clothes are, uh... expensive. maybe wwx would prefer to just give himā
he apologises profusely, offering to pay the man back in full. the man, who introduces himself as lwj, rather bluntly points out that the clothes are, uh... expensive. maybe wwx would prefer to just give himā
the clothes back?? wwx sighs but relunctantly accepts ā sure, maybe theyāre secretly the most comfortable clothes heās ever worn, but he can buy his own skirts, right? itāll be easy. heāll be so good at choosing them. so he takes lwj down to his own apartment & loads all of hisā
missing clothes into his arms, then bids him goodbye. lwj nods & leaves.
after that, wwx attempts to buy his own skirts & dresses ā he shops w his sister, buying hoards of clothes that somehow never feel as comfortable as lwjās. theyāre always so itchy, or not breathableā
after that, wwx attempts to buy his own skirts & dresses ā he shops w his sister, buying hoards of clothes that somehow never feel as comfortable as lwjās. theyāre always so itchy, or not breathableā
enough, or made of such poor-quality material that theyāre ripped or ruined when he washes them. heās frustrated & desperate ā so he goes to lwj for help. lwj tells him that he usually shops online, & gives him a list of every site he favours. he tells him how to estimateā
sizes, which site is best for dresses & which is best for skirts, which materials are the nicest on skin. wwx soaks up this information gratefully & returns to his own apartment to shop ā only to be met w another hurdle.
lwj really wasnāt kidding when he said these clothesā
lwj really wasnāt kidding when he said these clothesā
were expensive. wwxās usual wardrobe consists of cheap sweaters & the same 2 pairs of jeans heās had since uni, so heās floored by the price tag on these items. he sighs, closes his laptop, & decides to leave the matter alone.
& then, another week later, a package comes in theā
& then, another week later, a package comes in theā
mail. wwx opens it up to find possibly the most beautiful dress heās ever seen ā silky & a deep red, it comes down to his ankles, showing a slit along his right leg. itāsā hot, & so comfortable, & his ass has never looked better. but he sighs & folds it back up, then takes itā
upstairs to lwjās apartment. he apologises once again for receiving his package & pushes it into lwjās arms, but lwj just shakes his head & gives it right back.
āfor you,ā he says.
wwx is astonished. āwhy?ā
lwj tells him that he remembered, only after giving wwx a list ofā
āfor you,ā he says.
wwx is astonished. āwhy?ā
lwj tells him that he remembered, only after giving wwx a list ofā
websites, how wwx had reluctantly given lwj his clothes back instead of paying him. he realised that maybe wwx couldnāt use those sites after all, as expensive as they are, so he took it upon himself to buy something for wwx ā something of his own, that suits him.
wwx almost drops to his knees in thanking him, but lwj just shakes his head fondly & says, āif youād really like to show your gratitude, wear it tonight at 7. Iāll pick you up.ā
& wwx is like. holy shit. holy SHIT. is he asking me on a date???
āare you asking me on a date?ā
& wwx is like. holy shit. holy SHIT. is he asking me on a date???
āare you asking me on a date?ā
lwj nods & says, āif thatās okay.ā
YES??? it is very much okay. itās great, actually. so wwx agrees, & as promised he wears the red dress that night. lwj wears a blue skirt to complement his look, & together they eat out at a fancy restaurant & then they get ice cream & thenā
YES??? it is very much okay. itās great, actually. so wwx agrees, & as promised he wears the red dress that night. lwj wears a blue skirt to complement his look, & together they eat out at a fancy restaurant & then they get ice cream & thenā
they go home & uh. they donāt need the dress/skirt for the rest of the night 


& months later when they move in together, theyāre forced to buy a second wardrobe to fit all their clothes.
the end.



& months later when they move in together, theyāre forced to buy a second wardrobe to fit all their clothes.
the end.