It’s been a while since I’ve done a bomBARDed thread but I’m going to do from a different angle aiming at lesbians since people who follow me are lesbians or bisexual women who like women a little bit more than men.

Anyway this thread is about Sweaterspoons, the cutest ship in bomBARDed

The first question you’re probably asking (besides “who are you?” and “why is this on my timeline?”) is Who is Sweaterspoons?

Sweaterspoons or Tabishee is the ship name of Yashee Bordun and Tabitha Wright.

They’re both students at Strumlotts, School of Barding in Beetzart.

Their bands Chaos Sauce and The North Stars are “rivals”.

They’ve gone on one unofficial official date.

Also Tabitha has met Yashee’s dad Orfell and he likes her so that’s a step closer to marriage if they do get married.

Where to go now? I think this is the oldest ship and it’s basically canon now. I guess I’ll talk about Tabitha and Yashee separately.

Tabitha Wright is a half-elf warlock bard. She’s like Velma from Scooby Doo with the sweater collection of Mabel Pines. Her look is pretty consistent with fanart, it’s either she has blonde or blue hair. She loves learning, helping others, and she’s looking for her mom.

Also she plays ukulele and Aulos. She’s so adorable!

Yashee Bordun is a half-orc bard barbarian. She’s strong, beautiful, intelligent, and compassionate. She plays hammer mallets that can produce any percussion instruments. Her look is just a 7’0 muscular woman with a cool outfit.

Who fell for who first? Tabitha started having a crush on Yashee during episode 1. Here’s the rest of the timeline https://twitter.com/illusionangel34/status/1290124117035773952

After reading the timeline, you can see that Yashee and Tabitha are moving into a healthy relationship but only time will tell when they’ll officially become a couple. I want it to happen already but I also love the slow burn. Love is so complicated and beautiful!