Dear @realDonaldTrump @DHSgov @VP @attorneygeneral & @PortlandPolice:
GREAT NEWS! PORTLAND - US GRAFFITI PROBLEM SOLVED!
Legal Scholars confirm #1stAmendment right to the commons grants citizens UNLIMITED USE of public areas for #freespeech using REMOVABLE SIGNS! (thread!)
GREAT NEWS! PORTLAND - US GRAFFITI PROBLEM SOLVED!
Legal Scholars confirm #1stAmendment right to the commons grants citizens UNLIMITED USE of public areas for #freespeech using REMOVABLE SIGNS! (thread!)
Apparently, since 1789 #USCitizens have had the constitutional right to use public property nationwide to post REMOVABLE political (non-commercial) speech!
And thanks to the precedent set by flags on overpasses after 9/11 & #BrownvCalTrans, this extends to freeways! (cont.)
And thanks to the precedent set by flags on overpasses after 9/11 & #BrownvCalTrans, this extends to freeways! (cont.)
The ramifications of this are HUGE! For Portland & Federal Govt. No messy, time-consuming clean-up! Say Goodbye! to strenuous clubbing, stinky #teargas, crowd-control & endless litigation! Say #Hello! to #Art, more interesting commutes & good old Civic Participation! (cont.)
#Moms #Dads #Vets #Protestors... Tired of getting clubbed & gassed? Tired of holding signs night after night? GREAT NEWS! Using the latest in semiotics, we& #39;ve developed a #ProtestSign that works both in AND out of #Protests, even when you& #39;re NOT HOLDING IT!
Check it out! (cont.)
Check it out! (cont.)
You& #39;re probably thinking "Gosh Mr. Bunny don& #39;t signs like that cost a lot of money?"
I& #39;m glad I pretended you asked me that! The answer is NO!
In fact they& #39;re PRACTICALLY FREE!
The signs shown here would normally cost THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS! These? $40 TOTAL!
HOW?
Keep Reading!
I& #39;m glad I pretended you asked me that! The answer is NO!
In fact they& #39;re PRACTICALLY FREE!
The signs shown here would normally cost THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS! These? $40 TOTAL!
HOW?
Keep Reading!
Scavenged cardboard, roller, foam brushes, boxcutter, white duct tape & paint is all you need to make signs like these, IF you& #39;re a FANTASTIC GRAPHIC ARTIST!
If not, all you need is a #projector & a #sharpie
AND LOOK HOW FAST! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMyQlQZyZqE">https://www.youtube.com/watch... (90 secs, feat. #Beethoven!)
If not, all you need is a #projector & a #sharpie
AND LOOK HOW FAST! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMyQlQZyZqE">https://www.youtube.com/watch... (90 secs, feat. #Beethoven!)
Don& #39;t wait to get a projector though! Just follow these easy step-by-step directions & you can handpaint YOUR VERY OWN POLITICAL OPINION & have it up & doing your patriotic duty for you in 30 MINUTES OR LESS!
("MY opinion? That can& #39;t be! Don& #39;t I need to ask permission?") (cont.)
("MY opinion? That can& #39;t be! Don& #39;t I need to ask permission?") (cont.)
No Sirree Bob! The moment you ask any authority for permission, city, state, county or Fed, it is no longer #FreeSpeech but literally state-sanctioned!
"Don& #39;t I have to be thanking #Jesus or #God or Our Brave Troops & Firefighters?"
Nope. And this is the best part. Keep Going!
"Don& #39;t I have to be thanking #Jesus or #God or Our Brave Troops & Firefighters?"
Nope. And this is the best part. Keep Going!
You can& #39;t advocate violence, harm or threaten anyone or sell anything. Besides that you can say damn near anything. & MOST IMPORTANT: There& #39;s no editors or filter of any kind. Your message is broadcast exactly as intended, from your mind straight into America& #39;s.
(More? Why yes!)
(More? Why yes!)