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Dear @realDonaldTrump @DHSgov @VP @attorneygeneral & @PortlandPolice:
GREAT NEWS! PORTLAND - US GRAFFITI PROBLEM SOLVED!
Legal Scholars confirm #1stAmendment right to the commons grants citizens UNLIMITED USE of public areas for #freespeech using REMOVABLE SIGNS! (thread!)
GREAT NEWS! PORTLAND - US GRAFFITI PROBLEM SOLVED!
Legal Scholars confirm #1stAmendment right to the commons grants citizens UNLIMITED USE of public areas for #freespeech using REMOVABLE SIGNS! (thread!)
Apparently, since 1789 #USCitizens have had the constitutional right to use public property nationwide to post REMOVABLE political (non-commercial) speech!
And thanks to the precedent set by flags on overpasses after 9/11 & #BrownvCalTrans, this extends to freeways! (cont.)
And thanks to the precedent set by flags on overpasses after 9/11 & #BrownvCalTrans, this extends to freeways! (cont.)
The ramifications of this are HUGE! For Portland & Federal Govt. No messy, time-consuming clean-up! Say Goodbye! to strenuous clubbing, stinky #teargas, crowd-control & endless litigation! Say #Hello! to #Art, more interesting commutes & good old Civic Participation! (cont.)
#Moms #Dads #Vets #Protestors... Tired of getting clubbed & gassed? Tired of holding signs night after night? GREAT NEWS! Using the latest in semiotics, we've developed a #ProtestSign that works both in AND out of #Protests, even when you're NOT HOLDING IT!
Check it out! (cont.)
Check it out! (cont.)
You're probably thinking "Gosh Mr. Bunny don't signs like that cost a lot of money?"
I'm glad I pretended you asked me that! The answer is NO!
In fact they're PRACTICALLY FREE!
The signs shown here would normally cost THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS! These? $40 TOTAL!
HOW?
Keep Reading!
I'm glad I pretended you asked me that! The answer is NO!
In fact they're PRACTICALLY FREE!
The signs shown here would normally cost THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS! These? $40 TOTAL!
HOW?
Keep Reading!
Scavenged cardboard, roller, foam brushes, boxcutter, white duct tape & paint is all you need to make signs like these, IF you're a FANTASTIC GRAPHIC ARTIST!
If not, all you need is a #projector & a #sharpie
AND LOOK HOW FAST! (90 secs, feat. #Beethoven!)
If not, all you need is a #projector & a #sharpie
AND LOOK HOW FAST! (90 secs, feat. #Beethoven!)
Don't wait to get a projector though! Just follow these easy step-by-step directions & you can handpaint YOUR VERY OWN POLITICAL OPINION & have it up & doing your patriotic duty for you in 30 MINUTES OR LESS!
("MY opinion? That can't be! Don't I need to ask permission?") (cont.)
("MY opinion? That can't be! Don't I need to ask permission?") (cont.)
No Sirree Bob! The moment you ask any authority for permission, city, state, county or Fed, it is no longer #FreeSpeech but literally state-sanctioned!
"Don't I have to be thanking #Jesus or #God or Our Brave Troops & Firefighters?"
Nope. And this is the best part. Keep Going!
"Don't I have to be thanking #Jesus or #God or Our Brave Troops & Firefighters?"
Nope. And this is the best part. Keep Going!
You can't advocate violence, harm or threaten anyone or sell anything. Besides that you can say damn near anything. & MOST IMPORTANT: There's no editors or filter of any kind. Your message is broadcast exactly as intended, from your mind straight into America's.
(More? Why yes!)
(More? Why yes!)
What's so great about that?
I don't know except that it's what the people who made this country wanted & we owe them. Our Words, Delivered directly to as many of Our Fellow Citizens as possible on things that mattered, but most of all if we felt the nation was in peril. (1 more)
I don't know except that it's what the people who made this country wanted & we owe them. Our Words, Delivered directly to as many of Our Fellow Citizens as possible on things that mattered, but most of all if we felt the nation was in peril. (1 more)
The Founders gave us two ways to speak out: the right to #Vote & the right to do this. And you'll be reminded to vote at least 1000 times before anyone reminds you to do this again.
I'll probably go to my grave still mystified by that.
Any other questions though, just ask!
I'll probably go to my grave still mystified by that.
Any other questions though, just ask!
