["WTW" THREAD - PART THREE]

1/ Remember when bottled water was named after its source or owner? Poland Springs, Perrier, Zepherhills, etc.

A lot of today's water branding alludes to mind, spirit or life energy.

Is this a nod to their secret (vampire) world?
2/ Core Hydration

Core's founder is Lance Collins.

Lance is a serial beverage entrepreneur - (Fuze, Core, Body Armour & Zen Water).

Founded in 2015, it sold for an astounding $525 Million just 3 years later to Dr. Pepper Keurig.
3/ Core is also commonly known as the "brain" of a CPU.

It receives instructions, and performs calculations, or operations, to satisfy those instructions.

A CPU can have multiple cores. Like MK Ultra, no?
4/ Lance co-founded CORE with his wife Linda, a model from Romania.

As a token of his affection, he put billboards up of her in Times Square.
5/ Linda has a charity - Models with a Cause.

It promotes and alleviates urgent social, environmental and human rights issues with a number of crucial causes around the globe.

[BTW - the eye logo belongs to Brett Shapiro Foundation one of the charities the Collins support]
6/ President Obama awarded Linda the President’s Volunteer Service Award in 2009.

In 2013, Linda was honored as a Clinton Foundation Ambassador by President Bill Clinton for her work with the Clinton Global Initiative. Of course!
7/ Linda Collins story sounds familiar because it is...

Diana Jenkins has a similar background. Eastern European beauty turned wealthy philanthropist recognized by the Clinton Foundation and owner of a water brand Neuro.

So we have Core and now Neuro.
8/ I delve into Jenkins a bit more in my first Watch the Water Thread. https://twitter.com/MollyPitcherPat/status/1282514186938064896?s=20
9/ Back to Lance Collins whose most recent venture is ZenWTR.

Just a couple weeks ago, Bryan Crowley former CEO of SOYLENT was named CEO of ZenWTR.

Soylent is a meal replacement company which shares the name of the 1970s movie Soylent Green.
10/ Based in 2022 NY, the population has swollen to 80 million and people line up for their rations of Soylent Green.

It's high-protein food allegedly made from plankton cultivated in the seas. But is it? Nope.
11/ Owned by PepsiCo - LIFEWTR is a premium water with rotating artwork featuring new artists everything 3 months.

A few examples of the artwork - pretty symbolic, no?
12/ Liquid Death Water might be the most gratuitous -

In this video from their website, Joe Manganiello signs a contract in blood to sell his soul to join the Liquid Death County Club.

They open the same membership for their customers.
13/ Their tagline is Murder Your Thirst and the opposite of mind, spirit or life energy but worth pointing out.

This cartoon commercial is over the top gruesome.
14/ In my first WTW thread - I pointed out the obvious marketing of "models" with 138 water.

Some of you thought there was something with the number 138 itself.
15/ It was pointed out that there was a song called "We are 138" by the Misfits.
16/ With the striking lyrics "Is it time to be an android not a man", "The pleasantries are gone, We're stripped of all we were" -

it's assumed that the song was inspired by the 1971 George Lucas science fiction film THX 1138.
17/ THX 1138 was set in a dystopian future in which the populace is controlled through android police and mandatory use of drugs that suppress emotions.

Workers are clad in identical white uniforms and have shaven heads to emphasize uniformity.

Creeped out yet?
18/ Instead of names, people have designations with three arbitrary letters (referred to as the "prefix") and four digits, shown on an identity badge worn at all times.

The movie was produced by Francis Ford Coppola with a budget listed at $777,777 on wikipedia.
19/ Back to water and to these little devils...

Stewart and Lynda Resnick owners of POM wonderful. They also bought Fiji Water in 2004.
20/ Lynda was the brains behind the banned Cheat Death POM wonderful ad.

I will let the images speak from themselves.
21/ POM Wonderful Life Support ad:
22/ It's disturbing that the same person who came up with these ads has her name on a psychiatric hospital.

The Stewart & Lynda Resnick Neuropsychiatric Hospital at UCLA is a 74-bed acute care psychiatric hospital.

Here's a pic with Hanx...just because.
24/ Evian is a top water of celebrities. They love to bathe in it.

Luxury hotels around the world offer Evian baths to the tune of $7000.

We all know that it's Naive backwards...
25/ These have an Elizabeth Bathory vibe...or is it just me?
26/ Yeah, pretty close.
Between 1590-1610 Countess Elizabeth Bathory was the most prolific female murderer who tortured and killed hundreds of young virgins...and bathed in their blood to retain her youth.
27/ Remember this guy from the Frye Festival?
https://people.com/music/fyre-festival-desperation-oral-sex/
28/ He was VERY desperate to get the Evian water in that was being held up at customs. He was fully prepared to get down on his knees.

“We had four containers filled, four 18-wheeler trucks filled with Evian water"

That's some damn special water.
29/ What really is the water to THEM? Do they have special water?

Warning - this is going to get darker. I'm going to explore these comments from the original WTW thread.
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36/ MIT researchers designed an implantable glucose fuel cell that generates electricity from CSF.

The novel feature of this device is the use of CSF to harvest energy.

Implant device to HARVEST ENERGY??

https://scienceillustrated.com.au/blog/science/brain-power-on-whole-new-level/
37/ Do you really want to have one of these tests now?
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