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i’m watching twilight right now so i’m gonna make this a live thread
right off the bat “i’ve never given much thought as to how i would die” bro? really? who the fuck doesn’t
“but dying in the place of someone i love seems like a good way to go” sure b sure
i wonder what the difference between sheriff and chief of police is? like why isn’t charlie the sheriff?
why does Jacob look like an old man while simultaneously looking like a weird high schooler
“aren’t people from arizona supposed to be really tanned? “yeah that’s probably why they kicked me out” who WROTE THIS
also??? new girl in a whole high school and everyone knows??? i wasn’t new in my own high school and no one knew me LMAO
why are all the guys assholes to look cool in front of the new girl who isn’t tanned
jess was right, bro INCEST,
“did i shower?” “does my hair smell” “was the lunch food smelly and my breath just stinks” are questions i’m sure bella was thinking as she walked in
can you imagine asking someone why they’re disgusted by you? “hey do i smell?”
i wonder if there’s animal attacks like in the northern part? is that normal?
why is bella asking him where he was? girl you don’t know him
“it’s the fluorescents” has got to be the funniest thing 
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> i wish my eyes changed color too LMAO
also LMAOOOO NO ONE saw him move across the parking?????? NO ONE?
the amount of makeup the cullens have... jesus
alice and jasper... https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">
rosalie https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥵" title="Hot face" aria-label="Emoji: Hot face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥵" title="Hot face" aria-label="Emoji: Hot face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥵" title="Hot face" aria-label="Emoji: Hot face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥵" title="Hot face" aria-label="Emoji: Hot face">
edward does just a bad job at hiding he’s a vampire.. hearing private ass conversations and then just casually asking questions about them
LMAO there’s a whole scene where you can tell Robert is trying not to laugh his ass off with those horrible ass lines
“it means if you were smart youd stay away from me” ok bad boy
“ok let’s say for arguments sake that i’m not smart” bro why would you play yourself like that https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
the feminism in this movie is god tier
victoria is so beautiful i hate how she wasn’t the same one in eclipse
can we talk about how ugly of all of the dresses they tried out are
why doesn’t this woman have any sense of self preservation, what made her think going to that book store in the middle of nowhere was a good idea
edward following her like that’s not creepy stalker behavior
also the car maneuvers LMAOOOOO fast and furious the beginning
not these girls drooling over edward in front of bella
the hairstyle of the serverhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> JAIL and ELECTRIC CHAIR
“i feel very protective of you” stalker behavior
this woman asking if there’s something wrong w her it’s MINDBLOWING
“i don’t have the strength to stay away from you anymore” i don’t even know
pepper spray for an animal lol
not this girl not knowing what a vampire is
also what type of school just has a forest behind it???
she says he’s pale white as if she wasn’t
what if he hadn’t been a vampire? now she would be a fool
he’s telling you he’s killed before AND YOU and this bitch is like “fuck me pls”
not her saying i’m only afraid of losing you like they’ve been dating for yearshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> y’all met yesterday
“first, edwArd was a vampire. second, there was a part of him and i didn’t know how dominant that part of him might be, that thirsted for my love. and third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him”
“it’s wouldn’t be like drinking ur blood” broooooother LMAO why
plssssss they’re making italian food bc she has a white name https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
LMFAO not her saying “i would become the meal” who WROTE these lines https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
i wouldn’t be able to be a vampire, imagine not sleeping ever
i’m using spider monkey as a nickname from now on
not mike saying edward looks at bella like she’s something to eat
i like watching you sleep SO CREEPY
the kissing scene he’s like straight up dying
i wonder how many times they had to film that scene? like how many times did they tell him to really make it seem like he was dying
how do you fall asleep with someone just watching you? i would be so self conscious what if i started just drooling
the chief of police having a shotgun at his house... safety first brother
can we talk about edward meeting charlie for the first time before the baseball scene and then everything just goes to shit? he meets the guy and then bella comes back home screaming mercy https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
in the judgement of this thread i’ll take a break to just admire the amazingness behind the baseball scene, just pure art
not them acting like they’re about to eat each other and their teeth are just chilling
