proving that junki is my soulmate through astrology and tarot readings i’ve gotten over the years

~a thread~

first before y’all yell at me i know the chances of me even just MEETING him are astronomically small! i’m just making this because im bored and all the coincidences adding up are really interesting to me

also i got this reading from mellow magick on etsy! unfortunately it looks like she’s not using that platform anymore (idk where she is now) but she had and still has hundreds of 5 star readings, and i’ve gotten 2 from her so trust me, she’s good at this!!

anyways onto my reading! she analyzed my astro chart within the context of love, and it was an audio recording! i got it over a year ago but it’s not like my astro chart changed lmao

also i’m not gonna include the parts that don’t apply to him or haven’t been confirmed obvs (like she says my s/o will be a bit of a hopeless romantic but we don’t know if junki is lol)

1) junki went to one of the best unis in japan located away from his hometown, which is also an adventurous thing to do! also, he gave up his job offer at rakuten in favor of being an idol which is both an incredibly brave and adventurous thing to do

2) i mean.... do i need to explain this?
-also didn’t junki say in a magazine interview somewhere that he goes jogging every morning??

again, no explaination needed

anywho

3) taller than avg! junki’s like 1.5-2.5 inches above the avg for japanese men (depending on what stats you look at)

4) appearance-wise, warmer features with dark brown hair and eyes

the evidence speaks for itself ur honor

5) “success and abundance” when it comes to their finances..... i’m sure that rakuten salary was gonna be sexc and now that he’s an idol?? mans is gonna make so much coin

6) “their dreams are huge” who was it that wished for world peace when they came to produce?? oh yeah kono junki

7) sorry it got cut off at the end but basically they’re 2-5 yrs older than me.... interesting how junki is 2.5 years older

8) junki was born on the cap-aqua cusp and has aqua placements in his chart

9) shut up i literally found jo1 on instagram?? and my uni has a TON of alumni living and working in japan and i had planned on meeting and networking with them this year??

okay that’s the end of the clips but there’s still other readings i wanna discuss!! i haven’t even touched on the tarot readings yet

okay so quickly at the very end of my astro reading, the astrologer mentioned that basically my aspects were gearing up to create a period in my life where i could meet my soulmate, and that period was my birthday (07/30) in 2019 to my birthday in 2020

obviously nothing happened lmao anyways

interestingly.,.,. before i was gonna study abroad, i was doing a reading for myself with my own tarot cards, and i half-jokingly did a reading to see if i would end up in a relationship in japan (i was only gonna be there for 5 months so i deadass was not even that serious)

AND i pulled the two of cups card?? which fyi is pretty much the SOULMATE card of the whole tarot deck?? like she’s a big deal

omg im getting to the tweet limit rn so i will continue this on my desktop instead of the app in a minute brb

okay so anyways my study abroad was also during the end of that period that the astrologer mentioned could also be the time period i meet my soulmate. that fact coupled with the two of cups i drew in a reading is verrrry sus

THEN my program was cancelled and ngl i was depressed and i don't like doing readings like that bc i feel like my skills are impaired. so i went to a medium in my city! she was actually practicing at a metaphysical shop in my city, and to do that, she has to be really really good

and she even taught classes on mediumship, so she was rly good! i went in for a half hour reading with her, and honestly, it was mostly about how my program impacted my education and career plans, but we got onto the topic of love

and what does she pull while doing the love part of my reading?? what card? the mf two of cups i swear to god

she's like "yup. that pretty much settles it, you're definitely going to find someone after moving there, you're going to be together for a long time. there's a high possibility they're a soulmate or even twin flame" e y e -

n e ways

as y'all can see this is all very very sus and weirdly coincidental and even if junki isn't my soulmate (which let's be real he's not) i'm gonna be with someone v v similar so i think i've won <3

end of thread ~ thank u for coming to the circus from this clown