Read on TwitterMy name is Jahaziel. Like many other kids with ethnic/complicated names, Iâve been given many nicknames and mispronunciations throughout my life. And I thought Iâd share my favorite/funniest ones with you guys! Feel free to tell me yours as well :)
1. Jahaziel
So letâs start with my actual name.
In Spanish, itâs pronounced Ha-siel.
In English, itâs pronounced Jah-ha-z-l or Ya-hey-z-l
Obviously, this the perfect amount of complicated to have many pseudonyms lmao. I used to hate my name but Iâve come to love it
So letâs start with my actual name.
In Spanish, itâs pronounced Ha-siel.
In English, itâs pronounced Jah-ha-z-l or Ya-hey-z-l
Obviously, this the perfect amount of complicated to have many pseudonyms lmao. I used to hate my name but Iâve come to love it
2. Jazy
The first nickname I was ever given. Itâs a nickname pronounced in Spanish given to me by my parents. The only people who call me this are close family so itâs got a nostalgic feel to it
The first nickname I was ever given. Itâs a nickname pronounced in Spanish given to me by my parents. The only people who call me this are close family so itâs got a nostalgic feel to it
3. Tati
So when @arielsayshi was a kid, he couldnât pronounce my nickname Jazy (dummie). Instead, he would say Tati. Now usually I wouldnât include this on the list but literally every single one of my Mexican aunties STILL call me this to this day! So it lives on in infamy
So when @arielsayshi was a kid, he couldnât pronounce my nickname Jazy (dummie). Instead, he would say Tati. Now usually I wouldnât include this on the list but literally every single one of my Mexican aunties STILL call me this to this day! So it lives on in infamy
4. Jaha (or Jaha Blast)
This is my favorite nickname EVER. I can also reference the popular soda drink, Baja Blast so double win. Shoutout to @janaple for coming up with this one <3
This is my favorite nickname EVER. I can also reference the popular soda drink, Baja Blast so double win. Shoutout to @janaple for coming up with this one <3
5. Jazz
I like this one. Itâs a good derivative of my name and was given to me cause I played the trumpet. It also allows me to endlessly reference the âyou like jazz?â meme from the Bee Movie so double win once again.
I like this one. Itâs a good derivative of my name and was given to me cause I played the trumpet. It also allows me to endlessly reference the âyou like jazz?â meme from the Bee Movie so double win once again.
6. Jay-Z
Shoutout to Mr. Rose, my middle school marching band teacher for this one. He asked me what nickname he could call me since my name was tough to say so I said âcall me Jayâ but he misheard and was like allow me to re-introduce yourself
Shoutout to Mr. Rose, my middle school marching band teacher for this one. He asked me what nickname he could call me since my name was tough to say so I said âcall me Jayâ but he misheard and was like allow me to re-introduce yourself
7. The Seal
Ight this oneâs a bit complicated to explain. My 8th grade history teacher would call me Jizziel and sometimes it would sound like he was saying The Seal. Also I kinda have the personality of a seal so
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Ight this oneâs a bit complicated to explain. My 8th grade history teacher would call me Jizziel and sometimes it would sound like he was saying The Seal. Also I kinda have the personality of a seal so
8. Hazelnut (or Jahazelnut)
This oneâs too funny and hella creative. Some people would pronounce my name like Jahazel which sounds a lot like hazelnut which, letâs be honest here, is comedic gold. Shoutout to @Sebastian5557 and his gf for this one
This oneâs too funny and hella creative. Some people would pronounce my name like Jahazel which sounds a lot like hazelnut which, letâs be honest here, is comedic gold. Shoutout to @Sebastian5557 and his gf for this one
9. Chipotle
You might think âhuh? how does this one work?â Well, my last name is Cipolla and Iâm Mexican. Join those two together goku-style and you get Chipotle. I like this one because Chipotle is my lifeeee
You might think âhuh? how does this one work?â Well, my last name is Cipolla and Iâm Mexican. Join those two together goku-style and you get Chipotle. I like this one because Chipotle is my lifeeee
10. Jazezi
This is my Nigerian name. Ms. Miriki, my chemistry teacher always pronounced it like this. I think it sounds rad af
This is my Nigerian name. Ms. Miriki, my chemistry teacher always pronounced it like this. I think it sounds rad af
11. Jizziel
My middle school history teacher pronounced my name like this. And the spelling of the nickname was comedic gold for middle schoolerâs brain development
My middle school history teacher pronounced my name like this. And the spelling of the nickname was comedic gold for middle schoolerâs brain development
12. Jasaniel
This oneâs a mess but my college friends wonât LET IT DIE! A simple mispronunciation from my accounting teacher
This oneâs a mess but my college friends wonât LET IT DIE! A simple mispronunciation from my accounting teacher
13. Giselle (or gazelle)
Wonât go into these but just know that these are the bottom of the barrel. HATE!
Wonât go into these but just know that these are the bottom of the barrel. HATE!
14. J (or Jay)
These are okay. Fun fact: theyâre my go-to names when I go to Starbucks
These are okay. Fun fact: theyâre my go-to names when I go to Starbucks
15. WiteOut Man
Donât even know where to start. In middle school I notoriously brought industrial amounts of WiteOut which I always passed around. Basically my drug dealer origin story. Shoutout to @MiamiRaad for this one
Donât even know where to start. In middle school I notoriously brought industrial amounts of WiteOut which I always passed around. Basically my drug dealer origin story. Shoutout to @MiamiRaad for this one
16. Mexican Meng
I liked this one so much itâs literally the only handle I use in all my social mediaâs which I only ever created because of @Sabrinouye so big time shoutout
I liked this one so much itâs literally the only handle I use in all my social mediaâs which I only ever created because of @Sabrinouye so big time shoutout
17. Cheetahguy
When we were kids, my brothers and I pretended to be superheroes and I chose this name as my alias. My superhero had the powers of... well a cheetah lol. Pretty radical for a 7-year old mind if you ask me
When we were kids, my brothers and I pretended to be superheroes and I chose this name as my alias. My superhero had the powers of... well a cheetah lol. Pretty radical for a 7-year old mind if you ask me
18. Mr. 4.0 (previously known as Homework God)
Iâve always had good grades so I got a bunch of nicknames from that and I was the Robin Hood for hw, letting everyone copy my work every morning of middle school. What a socialist. Canât lose my 4.0, got too much on the line
Iâve always had good grades so I got a bunch of nicknames from that and I was the Robin Hood for hw, letting everyone copy my work every morning of middle school. What a socialist. Canât lose my 4.0, got too much on the line
19. Mr. Onion and Honorable Guey
So Iâm Italian from my dadâs side and thus, have an Italian last name: Cipolla, which means onion. Hence, Mr. Onion. And I canât really explain the 2nd one lol. Shoutout to @indikimmi for these ones. I love em, feel classy.
So Iâm Italian from my dadâs side and thus, have an Italian last name: Cipolla, which means onion. Hence, Mr. Onion. And I canât really explain the 2nd one lol. Shoutout to @indikimmi for these ones. I love em, feel classy.
