its time to start rewatching once upon a time. making a thread for all my evil tweets about it

so funny this show starts like this yeah you know pinnochio from the pinnochio? hes an adult man named august w booth and he rides a motor cycle

god this show rules. who the fuck is this weird pope. the hair. the set dressings. every aesthetic choice in this show is made by someone who hates things looking good

funniest line in the show. where is the emmy

season 1 of ouat is the best solely for the staunch anti adoption stance the show takes. they created a universe where everyone is so pro life they hate people who give up their babies for adoption and who adopt babies too.

if any of the characters acted like real human beings this would be deeply upsetting but theyre not real they are fairy tale characters. jiminy cricket is the frasier of this show

first season so fucking funny bc regina acts like a normal person but everyone thinks shes fucking evil like "oh you found this comatose mans wife, you want snow white to be miserable?" we all do bitch every minute snow white is on screen feels like an hour

the humor is only compounded by the fact regina is legitimately an evil witch from a fantasy world dedicated to making everyone suffer and she does it by being a decent mayor

Emma, being genuinely unreasonable: i think this woman is lying
Regina, who did in fact cast a spell on her:

greatest episode in the whole fucking series

when youve just made someone promise you their first born child

this episode has so many insane moments season 1 really good

economists be like

10 year olds will say "if no one believes that everyone in my town is a fairy tale character, i will go to into this collapsed mine shaft and prove it myself"

i wanna meet whoever wrote the jiminy cricket episode who decided "jiminy was a human man and got turned into a cricket to help geppetto because he killed geppettos parents on accident" whoever you are i want to kiss you on the lips

you dont get shit like this in any other show

obsessed with how bad season 1 ruby looks. queen dresses like a fucking poisonous animal to keep the men of storybrooke away

cheating is okay when its actually bc of predestined romance

please god work

okay someday ill learn how to take videos of this but for now this will do. imagine this with sound

so many lines in this show have no right to be as funny as they are

rumplestiltskin sadstuck is literally so fucking funny betacuck gets turned into an evil being of darkness and literally none of this has anything to do with the fucking fairy tale

It makes so much sense the guys who wrote lost wrote this show because no one else can just throw shit at the viewer like they can