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The Local Check check-in
Carryout only
Regret to inform you I'm once again back at it
I've been here a minute, enjoying myself
Sending out texts upon arrival like COME HANG OUT
A nightcap, which falls after 10 anyway right? What's the definition of a nightcap please hold
Thursday,
I've been here since 7:30
Hey there
Searched wing memes and wasn't disappointed
"I love my local country bar" I say swallowing my shotgun
Leave the 'tenders alone
Bitch be careful
Normalize skipping telling people they look tired
I hope when you roll in they ask the same question to you
Tuesday cheap mix.
Quick
Interesting.
CFB? In my good Christian bar?
Wing night.
Not for long, I swear.
Why do I have to be D'Artagnan
I love my local Braves bar
Live music outside
Vibe check
Braves score 25 - 8 top of the 7th
Welcome back, NFL
Mentally I am here
Young dumb, young young dumb and broke
Basketball
I've seen all good people [your move]
An hour and a half ago the guy next to me said it would be thirty minutes until he left. Good thing I didn't wait for his seat.
Hey there, I'm happy.
My team doesn't play today!! 
Anxiety tomorrow though 
Anxiety tomorrow though
Me: I should probably do nothing for a few days to wait for my heartburn to resolve itself
Also me:
And you may ask yourself, well,
How did I get here?
Also me:
And you may ask yourself, well,How did I get here?
Me, on the Eve of a half
Casually scrolling past porn in my bookmarks for this thread
