Marcus Rashford and Jesse Lingard arguing over pointless things - a very long thread:
Marcus getting annoyed because Jesse didn’t get him a coat (it took me a long time to work out what the fuck they were saying)
About if the Weeknd is a guilty pleasure
Jesse finding out that all Marcus spoke to Neymar about at Wembley was the weather
About if Jesse is size 7 and a half or 8 and a half in football boots
Who Jesse’s cousin plays for
Jesse finding out Marcus won roommates (and pt.2 of the football boots and guilty pleasure)
Marcus saying Jesse has a strange mind and Jesse refusing to accept it. Also Jesse saying that they might not actually play for United...?

‘Can you give us an insight into your friendship’
‘He just copies everything I do’
‘He just copies everything I do’
Who’s room they spend the most time in on international duty

Jesse doesn’t like that Marcus eats ketchup and egg
‘Doesn’t make sense’
‘I know it don’t make sense when you knew I was wearing it’
‘I know it don’t make sense when you knew I was wearing it’
When Marcus said Jesse would have 0 for physicality on Fifa
Marcus telling Jesse off for using snapchat too much
Who’s nails are worse?
‘I heard Jesse Lingard’s better than you at Call of Duty’
Accusing eachother of cheating at jumping???

‘You reply in January, he’ll reply in December’
I think that’s all of them but tbh they argue in every video of them together so I will add to it if I find more

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