one like = one thing u dont know about me

uuuhhh i was the kid that bit other kids in kindergarten/elementary school

tw nsfw

i’m into bdsm lol

tw cannibalism (?) body horror

i’m not one lemme clarify but every time i eat peaches they make me think that would be the exact texture of biting into someones arm and i get weirded out

tw body horror

i have a bunch of bigass scars from getting hurt growing up and i had one on my face for a long time from where i was trying to be cool and dove into like three inch muddy ass water and the entire right side of my face got scabbed up.. it was bad

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i have another scar on my foot from one night i was babysitting and tried to climb the cabinet shelves to get a snack and the bottom shelf broke and a glass jar broke on top of my foot and i had to clean it all up by myself w an inch long gash on my foot at 16

im 4’10” (147cm) thats why i was climbing in the cabinet btw, i know some mutuals know but my newer ones don’t, so

tw violence

when i was... 8 i think i punched a kid two grade older than me in the face bc he was cheating at chess or something and my stepdad got in trouble w my mom bc he was the one that taught me to make a fist

i have a stepdad and a half sister! i haven’t been around my birth father since i was... a year old i think?? i dont know what he looks like

i got kicked off my school bus in 7th grade for “attempted blackmail” of my bus driver and i didn’t tell my mom for weeks lmao

im literally so stupid i’m exposing my ass here y’all don’t look i was Not a good kid please dont do this shit it doesn’t end well

i’ve been suspended from school twice and had detention like 5 times for various reasons... during hs it was just skipping class so

i hope this is amusing for everyone bc these are real facts and i have the pink slips from school to prove it

once a friend of mine was like “we should fake date to get this guy to leave me alone” and i told her no bc i thought it was a bad idea and i didn’t want things to get messy bc i catch feelings easily and honestly it was the biggest mistake of my life we could’ve been gfs

i get angry super quickly but over like.... only a Few things? like there’s not a lot that will make me mad but when i do get mad its fast and i get really really mean

cher u know everything about me why r u liking this

i’ve ghosted like 3 men bc i was flirting (before i knew i was a lesbian) and enjoying the attention and it got too close and they asked me out and i just. ignored them after that

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once i punched this girl in the stomach bc she asked me too bc she was weird??? like i thought she was joking but she kept pushing and then she acted all shocked when i did it,, moral of the story don’t ask me to do something you don’t ACTUALLY want me to do

i hate taking care of children (based off the rest of this thread i wanna put a disclaimer that i have never intentionally hurt a child and would never raise my hand against one ty i don’t condone violence against kids)

when i was in 6th grade i stole another girl’s boyfriend and we only “dated” for a month? 2 weeks? before he dumped me to go on a cruise and try and have sex w 18 year old girls