Gonna create a cereal tier list tonight, you niggas look like you need help
Cookie Crisp

Rating: 2/10

This shit sold off adverts alone, i can’t believe I used to sit there tears in my eyes and snot on my face crying because I couldn’t eat this shit, fuck this dogwolf and everything it stands for. Don’t let me inside Nestle’s HQ.
KRAVE

Rating: 1/10

The only cereal that could let me down more than that biscuit trash was this shit, I had to verbally apologise to myself in the mirror for eating this and even thinking it’d taste nice. 10/10 concept, 0/10 execution
Coco pops

Rating: 5/10

I’m not gonna cap I used to this cereal and that chocolate milk afterwards was a treat but I’m woke now. It’s too difficult to get the cereal:milk ratio correct I hate having to top up my shit, probs my fault but I blame kellogs
Nesquik

Rating: 0.00001/10

Can’t even call this stuff cereal why is it so deceptively crunchy? Having to bite through each one individually is a chore and not worth the end result. Also looks like rabbit poo.
Curiously cinnamon

Rating: 6/10

I acc quite like this but if they think I’m gonna forget they changed the recipe and act like the original cinnamon Graham’s didn’t exist I won’t. This is Aight but that OG hit different.
Rice Krispies

-1/10

Tastes bad, should only be eaten in square form
Golden nuggets

Rating: 8/10

I fucked with this heavy especially with some hot milk, let them nuggets soak a lil and get soft then digest that shit straight away. Kinda gave me redneck vibes but Idc.
Crunchy nut clusters

Rating: 10/10

A cereals were not made equally, this shit is head and shoulders above every other cereal it’s shameful it even has to share a list with all the trash that came before it.
Cheerios

Rating: 1/10

Niggas that ate this didn’t have Cartoon Network or Jetix because their parents thought it was a distraction
KRAVE but good

Rating: 10000/10

If you like KRAVE eat this and free yourself from that spiritual bondage. It’s in Lidl or Aldi idk try em both but this shit right here is the truth
Lucky charms

Rating:3/10

Niggas eat one bowl of this and start looking down on the rest of us for eating affordable cereal, literally the bourgeoisie of breakfast
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