thinking about descendants as types of hockey players

mal would be the overly passionate one who reacts to everything and refs hate her bc she has a mouth that she just won’t shut up https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> jay would be the braun omg he’d deliver such brutal hits, sometimes dirty but most of the time clean but he still gets into fights bc they’re HARD

whatever team mal is on, uma would be her #1 rival and you know when their teams are playing they’re gonna drop their gloves at some point. most of the time it’s period 3 bc it just builds the entire game....uma wins 70% of the time bc she’s stronger https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👁" title="Auge" aria-label="Emoji: Auge">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👄" title="Mund" aria-label="Emoji: Mund">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👁" title="Auge" aria-label="Emoji: Auge">

evie’s the one who actually makes plays up and actually strategises how to go about the game, lowkey trips and slew foots all the time but never gets caught

pls evie makes such sneaky plays especially when they’re playing teams she really doesn’t like, but then she probably gets the most PIM those games bc she straight up high sticks and causes interference

carlos never gets penalties, has the most assists in the league, got rookie of the year and is constantly up for awards and honours bc the boy actually plays the game unlike the rest of them

most goals in the league probably goes to gil bc as aloof as he is as a person when it comes to ice hockey he’s just. boy genius. no i don’t take criticism.

harry and uma are defencemen and like jay are the braun of their team, on different lines tho bc putting them on the same line is literally asking for chaos

audrey doesn’t play but roots for umas team just to spite mal, ben is basically one of the managers, chad and doug don’t exist in this universe. lonnie is 100% mal’s teams goalie and jane is just a supporter like audrey. no one asked for this thread but i did it anyway. the end.