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THREAD ON WHY WOMEN NEED TO STAY IN THE KITCHEN.
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, today I'll attempt to explain in the simplest terms why women shouldn't aim outside the four corners of a kitchen.
Thanks for joining me, let's delve into it then
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, today I'll attempt to explain in the simplest terms why women shouldn't aim outside the four corners of a kitchen.
Thanks for joining me, let's delve into it then
First of all, this is the most logical reason possible and I'm quite flabbergasted that women don't see this; the kitchen is the safest place for a woman.
Before you go about screaming misogyny and what not, just listen to me first.
Okay so, a woman being in the kitchen...
Before you go about screaming misogyny and what not, just listen to me first.
Okay so, a woman being in the kitchen...
...means
1. She lives in a home
2. She lives in a house that has a kitchen (how many humans even have this privilege?)
3. Someone else (obvs the superior men) are paying the bills and taking care of the house.
The kitchen is literally a haven for women and they've been...
1. She lives in a home
2. She lives in a house that has a kitchen (how many humans even have this privilege?)
3. Someone else (obvs the superior men) are paying the bills and taking care of the house.
The kitchen is literally a haven for women and they've been...
...brainwashed into hating it.
Women now want to pursue unnecessary things such as their dreams, goals and aspirations. It's preposterous! Why would a woman want to have aims in life? Especially when there are already men to do that? It's really baffling.
Women now want to pursue unnecessary things such as their dreams, goals and aspirations. It's preposterous! Why would a woman want to have aims in life? Especially when there are already men to do that? It's really baffling.
Now this second reason is quite controversial but science has helped to settle discrepancies.
Women are biologically wired to the kitchen. Cooking and feeding oneself is literally a survival skill needed by human beings, that's why God in his wisdom wrote it into women's DNA...
Women are biologically wired to the kitchen. Cooking and feeding oneself is literally a survival skill needed by human beings, that's why God in his wisdom wrote it into women's DNA...
...alone. The entire survival of the human race depends on a woman's ability to cook. It is therefore very sad when selfish women begin to pursue things like equal rights when clearly they hold the key to life. Women have been misled and are straying from their biological...
purpose! I hope this opens their eyes.
I am trying to make this succinct, so this is my final point, and I hope it convinces women: You can't be men.
Men, by the very nature of their existence are superior. Women have tried over the ages to be like men but have only...
I am trying to make this succinct, so this is my final point, and I hope it convinces women: You can't be men.
Men, by the very nature of their existence are superior. Women have tried over the ages to be like men but have only...
...returned with failure.
The closest a woman can get to becoming a man is to reproduce one, and that in itself is a privilege!
In conclusion women are being blinded by agenda and cannot see the blessing that being in a kitchen is. I pray I've made an impact on their lives...
The closest a woman can get to becoming a man is to reproduce one, and that in itself is a privilege!
In conclusion women are being blinded by agenda and cannot see the blessing that being in a kitchen is. I pray I've made an impact on their lives...
...with this write up. I'll end with a quote from the great Sir. Miso G. Nii
"Women, only exist because men were bored. They're chattels, properties of their men. However by virtue of our kindness, we gave them a place in the kitchen."
"Women, only exist because men were bored. They're chattels, properties of their men. However by virtue of our kindness, we gave them a place in the kitchen."
