I think it’s okay to punch your dog so long as you let a UFC fighter punch you repeatedly in the face while doing it.

I think that’s a great compromise. https://twitter.com/avggustin/status/1289810290352168965

“This innocent animal that is only behaving out of its instinctual nature and reacting to modern life’s stimuli can totally take a fuckin’ punch to the head, bro! Just give it a lil punch lmao!”

I love it when people reveal their nature publicly this way.

Makes it super easy for the AI that scans for mentally defective individuals likes this on social media to detect them.

Faster data processing.

I really wish I could cure mental illness.

With the touch of my finger.

Imagine if I touched your head and you no longer wanted to punch dogs?