Phrasing that's out of context but Harmonizers will get
A thread~
-corn and ice cream
-I can hear her whisper dreams to me
Where's the loyalty?
Don't beat me with her
-Mine is check my phone
-Hello everyone my name is Yolanda
-This is a party city wig
-There's a wasp in there
-She can't go on. Sir, she's too short.
-Why is it pionty?
-I'm lamp
-bubbles and trees
-she had allergic reaction
-I look like a man with a wig on steroids with the muscles
-Myself, I'm cute, look at me
-I peed like literally in the parking
-Your mom
-A contract
-I thought it was boobies
-sloth
-get with it
-one time I had a paper cut in my eye
-I-run(iron)
-orange is such an ugly color
-if you tell her what it is and it's not something generic like a pizza or a hamburger she won't eat it
-I tried salmon
-whatever rocks their boat
-like Pepsi cola
-so girls who do themselves
-I do have 2 right feet can't you tell
-no, that was pitbull
-i don't rip shit
-bye bye apple
-I can only afford the bus, taxis are expensive
-lunch harmony assemble
-its a person flower and she has a little fairy wand and she's in Nederland
-make another camwich
-the bible
-homie took my snapback but he didn't take my thug
-let's make a restaurant
-NOT ME
-No
-John Jemima
-it's for hello kitty
-and she had my macaroni and cheese
-ship me home to texas
-I know you didn't just throw my apple
-down
-zont zo it
-I love butts
-and a random fact about her is sometimes it's really weird because you can catch her like twerking randomly
-a long long time ago, a little girl drove over the bridge and found a scrumptious fat turkey. She became one with the turkey?
-this is where the magic happens
-I saw you! I saw you but you were blocking me and I couldn't get through and I don't know what to do? You ran into my car
-if you present me with monkey brains, I will try it because I never had monkey brains in my life and I don't know if it taste good or not
-it's just a tampon
-what can you do that's naughty in a plane?
A few things
-your banana is dead in the floor mija
-Tengo que hacer pee pee, tengo que hacer pee pee
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-It's my 5 minutes too
-please don't make assumptions
-bah felicia
-we don't like affection here in fifth harmony world
-I've slept with all of you
-I've never meet Jake
-it isn't a wedding
-orange you glad I didn't say banana
-it looks like broccoli
-why you gotta compare my hair to a donut for?
-separately single
-I'm the father
-we have an album?
-honest people curse the most
-excuse me sir. Will you marry me?
-this is who we are. I can't believe he was disrespecting us
-gimme the freakin brown
-his brains
Okay I'm done for now but if you have more please comment some below. Love you all :)
I have a few more
-ay mama you got a nice ass
-I like that donk
-Spiderman
-drink the holy water upon the vampire
-kiss me I'm legal
-I can still scare you whenever I want
-you just gotta love right
-and I drank it and I threw up in front of my crush
-mini size like me
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