MASH

They literally make me think of mashed potatoes, I mean, WHAT IS THAT SHIPNAME ?????? Potatoes need to be crushed in order to make mash potatoes, just like mary and bash crushed Francis’ heart by being together
Don’t attack me this is literally what comes to my mind first when I see/hear those shipnames
GREITH

This sounds like “grief” which kinda foreshadows their unhappy ending
I speak as if they died https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Schädel" aria-label="Emoji: Schädel">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Schädel" aria-label="Emoji: Schädel">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Schädel" aria-label="Emoji: Schädel">
KENNASH

Bash’s “ash” in their shipname makes me think of a surprised sight one would make after being backstabbed someone help me
KENRY

Honestly nothing comes to my mind for this one because they shouldn’t exist xx
CATHRY

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THIS COULD SOUND A BRITISH TOWN’S NAME LMAO
Sound like*
THEYRE SO RIGHT AND IM SO WRONG HELP https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Schädel" aria-label="Emoji: Schädel">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Schädel" aria-label="Emoji: Schädel">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Schädel" aria-label="Emoji: Schädel"> https://twitter.com/kanedaddys/status/1289968138646216704?s=21">https://twitter.com/kanedaddy... https://twitter.com/kanedaddys/status/1289968138646216704">https://twitter.com/kanedaddy...
FROLIVIA

Sounds like a weird cocktail served in a doubtful pub as a signature drink https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Schädel" aria-label="Emoji: Schädel">
LASH

Just… eyelashes
CATCISSE

This sounds like a desease https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Schädel" aria-label="Emoji: Schädel">
DIENRY

Sounds like another cocktail https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Schädel" aria-label="Emoji: Schädel"> made of whiskey this time
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