they made a right-wing version of The Onion and conservatives still have only one joke

the other genre of article on this abysmal site is shit like “Youth Pastor Wonders Where He Failed Wayward Teens Challenging Each Other To Be ‘Renegades’” and it is more benign but sucks equal amounts of ass

anyway here’s my joke packet for the babylon bee. some pretty groundbreaking stuff here. cross your fingers for me!!!

anyway, follow me. not to brag but i have at least 3 or 4 jokes https://twitter.com/mnateshyamalan/status/1281276972463730689?s=21

not funny: the babylon bee

fucking hilarious: this shitpost doing better than anything the babylon bee has ever posted on this website

everyone coming into these replies rushing to be like “nuh uh!! they have other jokes!!!” here’s their CEO in the last 48 hours lmao. real hack hours